Benard OGUTU

The friends you make today are what your children will regard to as connections tomorrow 😊If you like continue gathering idiots 😂

Nothing Sweets lyk when u are feeling sleepy in church & de pastor says "BOW DOWN UR HEAD & TALK TO UR FADA IN Heaven"

Sleep yakata X plus🤣🤣

A king had ten wild dogs. When a servant made a mistake, he would throw them to the dogs to be eaten.

So, one of the older servants did something wrong. The king ordered that he be thrown to the dogs.

The servant said, "I have served you for ten years, please give me ten days before you throw me to the dogs?" The king granted this.

In prison, the servant told the guard that he would like to serve the dogs for the next ten days.

The guard agreed, and the servant was able to feed the dogs, clean the kennel, and bathe them with all affection.

At the end of ten days, the king ordered that the servant be thrown to the dogs as punishment. When he was thrown in, everyone was surprised to see the rabid dogs only licking the servant's feet!

The king, puzzled by what he saw, said, "What has happened to my dogs?" The servant replied, "I served the dogs for only ten days and they have not forgotten my service. I served you for ten years and you forgot at my first mistake."

The king realized his mistake and ordered that the servant be reinstated to his position.

Dedicated to all those who forget a beautiful word: "GRATITUDE." They forget the good things a person has done and when they make a mistake, they condemn them.

The gratitude of animals is very different from that of some ungrateful human beings.

11. I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing
forwards and backwards like airttel Network😉😂
Mtcheww😂😂

I have done so many mistakes in my life 😢But I have never left a wedding ceremony withoutleating,, Never

If you feel jealous each time you saw me progressing😒😒,then this prayer is for you. Put your hand on your chest and repeat after me "I am a witch😈"🏃

Alaa!!
I don't even trust English, why is it that" give her her book" is correct ✔️and "give him him book" is not correct✖️😣, please my people help me explain, is English a female?🙋

MAJIRANI AMKENI WAMEFUNGA TENA
6POINTS CLEAN
THANK YOU ARSENAL @86

No body cares about you,your plans,your goals or your little dramas.so stop pretending that they do or getting upset that they dont.Do the good things that you have to do for your own benefits.

Yes, money cannot buy happiness, but it is much more comfortable to cry in a new BMW than on a bike.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

I woke up this morning and realized that I’ve been fighting to survive my life for too long.
Hour to hour and day to day, it seemed that I was just holding on to make it through my days.
Gasping for breath, I scrapped to simply get through it all.
I’m tired of a life that suffocates me at every turn and tries to bring me down every day.
I’m better than that and meant for more than a lackluster existence that sucks the life out of me.
So, now, I’m letting go of the people, the places and the things that keep me from being the person that I know I can be.
It’s time for me to stop listening to my critics and just walk away from all the negative voices that I’ve let shape who I am.
The voice that matters most is and always will be my own- I’ve just ignored my truths for the longest time because I was too scared to step up and be heard.
That stops now.
I’m going to listen to my heart, hear my own words and leave behind those who can’t support me.
All those places that never helped me grow and kept me simply surviving?
I’m saying goodbye to all of it.
If I want more out of my life, then it’s time for me to accept responsibility for my own happiness.
No more excuses, pretending or playing the victim.
I’m standing tall, owning my life and changing my mindset.
No longer will I linger around anything that doesn’t make me feel better, challenge me to become better or let me breathe freely.
I know it’s a journey that will take time, work and pain.
I know I’ll fail more than I succeed, and I’m good with that.
The most beautiful diamonds are forged until the most intense pressure, so that’s what I’m ready for.
I’ve gone through the motions.
I’ve settled for less than I deserve.
I’ve let people put me down.
I’ve allowed life to douse my fire and bring me down.
Never again.
I’m closing the chapter on what has been to embrace what will be.
And what will be is very simple.
Me fighting for my happiness, loving the beautiful moments and most of all,
Breathing freely wherever I am.
😎😎😎😎

Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS?? Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND…!!! :p
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 ,Awuoro!!!