MANGY the teacher

FACTS ABOUT WOMEN..

A WOMAN will BLOCK you, DELETE your NUMBER and tell you never to CALL her again and still expect you to CALL her. It's only WOMEN that can explain it better..

In the midst of an ARGUMENT with her, don't bother exchanging WORDS with her because it's not her that's SPEAKING, instead LISTEN to her, and let her continue VOMITING. And when she's COOL, EMBRACE her and let her know how much you LOVE her.

LISTEN BRO, a WOMAN that truly loves you doesn't behave NORMAL, at times she behaves like an EVIL though in a GOOD WAY, she will BLOCK you on WHATSAPP, FACEBOOK and still use her FRIEND'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT to see how you are HOLDING UP.

They may BREATHE FIRE and BRIMSTONE in front of you and breakdown in TEARS in a CORNER. Their HEARTS are SOFTER than a NEW BORN BABY'S FEET honestly. Until you realize and understand that most WOMEN SPEAK in OPPOSITE MEANINGS whenever they are MAD and ANGRY at you, then you will forever fall in same trap of counting your EX'S.

A WOMAN that truly loves you will have a FIGHT with you, SLEEP on the same BED with you and give you SPACE for 10PEOPLE in the MIDDLE, but still be TURNING SLOWLY to CHECK if you TURNED your back at her or FACE her. I laugh when I hear MEN say they don't UNDERSTAND WOMEN, my brother how can you UNDERSTAND someone that was CREATED while you were SLEEPING. HELL NO.

What am trying to say is don't act upon ANGRY WOMEN'S WORDS. Most of the times, this GENDER don't really mean what they say.. Truth is WOMEN are wonderful creatures, they're like SALT, their presence may not be felt but whenever they leave, everything becomes tasteless. FEAR WOMEN. This GENDER that will stand in front of a MIRROR just to CRY and CHECK if she is CRYING BEAUTIFULLY.

May God give MEN MORE UNDERSTANDING.

Ladies,When you finally become a wife, one of your greatest priorities is to create a home where your husband can’t wait to return to, a place where he will feels deeply loved, valued, and completely at peace not nagging your man all day ,A man thrives where there's peace and respect.

Wives, Honor Your Husbands

In this age of social media, it's easy to get lost in misleading advice. One post says, "Don’t cook for your husband!" Another says, "Let him fend for himself!" But let’s be real—marriage is not a social media debate; it’s a sacred bond.

Respect is not slavery. Honoring your husband does not make you weak. A man thrives where he is valued, and a woman flourishes where she is cherished. Social media won’t be there to fix your home when things fall apart—wisdom will!

Build, don’t destroy. Love, don’t compete. And most importantly, listen to Godly wisdom, not social media trends

“Respect that man who you are married to, no matter who he is, be humble and stop proving to know your rights, 90% of women who know their rights are not in their husbands' house today. They are proving their right from one bed to another.

As a married woman there are three powerful steps to apologise to your man;

As a woman when your husband is angry at you, whether he's right or wrong, Just be calm. Leave your pride and ego behind, don't get angry at him. Your main objective here is to win your husband's love and peace of mind and save your good relationship that you have worked for.

1️⃣ Just say "I'm sorry dear 🙏" That's the African way. It put an African man's ego down in a very quick moment.

2️⃣ Prepare him his favourite meal and give him a good massage while eating 😋

3️⃣ Make a passionate and peaceful love with him and let him sleep deeply. When he wakes up, you'll realise that he's already cured from his disease and demons that have been tormenting him 🤓

Try this and thank me later 🤗

PEN!S CARE

As a man, keeping your p***s healthy and sweet is important.

Your s*xual organs are very valuable and must be cared for.

1. A clean pen!s is very important so wash your pen!s with warm water at least twice a day. Clean the sc***um and under the p***s shaft gently and scrub your scrotal sack too.

2. Leaving too much hair around the pen!s is not cool.

During s*x ,the hair can cause cuts on the va**nal organs and condom.

Also, hair around the base of the pen!s can be breeding ground for boils and cause bad odour so shave or keep it short and clean.

3. Don't pamper the pen!s too much, As soon as you notice an infection, boil, rashes, please get help immediately.

4. Many guys wear one boxer for a whole week or even a month but for health reasons please change your boxers everyday.

Dirty boxer may give your pen!s a permanent bad smell and a bad taste.

5. Guys what you eat affects the taste of your semen or pe**le juice.

Avoid too much garlic, onion, alcohol, coffee and spicy foods.

Eat fruits that are high in natural sugar like oranges, apples, mangoes and please take honey too.

They all make your s***m taste good to feed the egg for a healthy baby.

6. A woman's face may need makeup but not your pen!s.

Avoid using powder around the pen!s. If you do, especially after shaving, you might have to deal with serious irritations.

The pen!s doesn't need perfume to smell good so don't spray perfume around your pen!s.

Please kindly note: For those who are not circumcised, in your case, please pull back the the fo****in and wash underneath with warm water everyday.

Always remember, a clean pen!s is mightier than Goliath's sword..

Finally guys, please rush for a quick check up if you notice any changes within your sc***um, this could be a sign of prostrate cancer.

It's common among men about and above 50years of age.

Class dismissed 🏃⛹️🚶

SIDE CHICK VS WIFE (A MUST READ!!!)

HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART:

A brief telephone conversation with a housewife and her hubby's side chick.

*Madam:* Hello Angela, please, leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Hello Madam, sorry I will, but kindly permit me to collect the money he promised me so as to enable me open a saloon.

*Madam:* Money? How much is the money my husband promised you?

*Angela:* (afraid.) Erm... erm... it is 250k ma.

*Madam:* Just 250k? Alright, send me your account details.

_Alert wole gbam!_
*Angela:* (surprised.) Wow... madam, you sent 450k instead of 250k.

*Madam:* Yes 250k for the saloon, and 200k for defining your purpose of sleeping with my husband. Don't worry, I was once in your shoes. Please, just leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Thanks and God bless you Ma. But Madam, I have confidential issues to discuss with you Ma.

*Madam:* Yes, go on...

*Angela:* (coughs.) Madam, your husband told me that each time you return from work, you just take your bath and go to bed without preparing his meal. You don't as well have romantic discussion with him except you want something important to collect from him.

*Madam:* (surprised.) He told you that?

*Angela:* Yes madam. Well ma, let me tell you how I handle him on bed, so that he won't think of going out to look for young girls like us as I have already quit my relationship with your husband.

*Madam:* (anxious.) Ok, go on.

*Angela:* Madam, cook soups and vegetables over the weekend. Store in the freezer. Make food and serve with the warmed soup from the freezer. Also, sometimes, once it is 6pm and you are not yet home due to the nature of your work, try to call him and ask him what he will eat even if you won't be home on time to prepare it. Are you with me Ma?

*Madam:* Yes, I am with you.

*Angela:* On your way home, visit a good restaurant and get delicious food, then see how best you can get home before him. Dish the food, and since he is not the kitchen type, he won't know if you bought it. Even if he eventually knows, he will appreciate the fact that you care about him.

*Madam:* Hmnn... Go on.

*Angela:* Then, make sure you wear catapult or g-string pant and a transparent night gown. Lay carelessly in the sitting room as he is eating. Ma, ensure you are wearing his favorite colour pant. He likes white and pink.

*Madam:* (crazy.) What? _Mo gbe!_

*Angela:* Don't be surprised madam. I am not through with what I am saying or should I stop here?

*Madam:* No, no, please go on.

*Angela:* Then as soon as he stands from the dinning, ask him how he spent his day, and prophesy to him that tomorrow will be better and that great things will surely come his way.

Always be positive in your conversation. He told me you always spend such moment either in gossiping about others with him, pressing phone or reminding him of family challenges when you know what he need is rest or words of encouragement after a stressful day.

*Madam:* (sobs.) Jesus! _Aye mi temi bami!_ So he told you this too?

*Angela:* Yes, he did. Madam, I am not through. See, after that scene, ensure he takes his bath, and if possible give him body spray and prepare the bed for him to sleep. Don't ask him for s*x as you always do according to him.

*Madam:* (flabbergasted.) This is serious!

*Angela:* Very serious Madam. As you make your way to join him on bed, ensure you remove your pant, and sleep close to him with your night gown. Also ensure you use body spray too. Because he complains too much about you not smelling nice.

You can use good body spray. Check the supermarkets for your choice. Concentrate on your armpits too. Madam, after 10 minutes, stylishly look at his manhood. I bet you, the idiot will be protesting. But because he is tired, his strength won't be there to take the first step.

*Madam:* (shakes her head as tears drop from her eyes.) Angela, how old are you?

*Angela:* I am 23 years old Ma.

*Madam:* I have to tell you this, my younger brother deserves a wife material like you. Please, I will transfer another 100k to you. I have a younger brother who is single and rich and I promise not to tell him about your escapade with my husband. I will give your number to him. You are a very nice girl because you just restored my home.

After few days, the husband creditted Angela N250k, and in return he got this text message; _"Sir, thanks for this kind gesture. But I think this money is no longer needed. Your children deserve the best. Starving them while you give me this huge amount is unacceptable and God won't forgive us. Have you consider the joy or smile you will put on your wife's face if you give her this money? Please send me your account details. I don't need the money."_

The man replied; _"Your message is touching, never mind, keep the money and move on with your life."_



Many of you, yes you married women today, are responsible for all what you are passing through in your marriages. Women now compete with their husbands at home instead of remaining loyal and submissive. Be a royal queen, mother, and wife.

My advise to our married women is that, it is better to approach your hubby's side chick(s) just like the woman did in the above play, then try to know those areas you aren't doing well which the side chick applied. Apply the tricks too to win your man's heart.

When I say side chick, I am not referring to those night stand girls that he pays after s*x. I mean that very particular lady that takes his time more, and make him feel at home each time they are together. She is the only opponent you have. If you are not careful, she will take over your home without using charm.
That's part of feminine psychology.
As the saying goes, beauty will do you good by taking you to paradise, but only good attitude will keep you there, or sustain your stay.

May God give us wisdom and intelligence.

Let me also add this; a beautiful face without intelligence is like a cosmetic of foolishness! Women, use your natural brains and whatever you have to protect your marriage.

HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART

1. Discover his favourite pet name and call him by that.

2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. Do not challenge him when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you behaved the way that annoyed him.

5. Be quick to say “I am sorry dear”. Whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of him before his friends and siblings.

7. Honour his mother and opinions.

8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and be sure that he will do same for your parents.

9. Surprise him with his favourite dish, especially when he has no enough money at hand

10. Do not allow the maids to serve him food when you are at home, because you may lose him to them. And don't allow outsiders to clean your matrimonial room. Its risky.

11. Give him warm reception with an embrace when he returns. Collect his luggage and help unclothe him.

12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional perks when you are out socially.

13. Praise him before your children.

14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.

15. Put love note in his lunch or purse.

16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.

17. Dial his number and on hearing “hello” just tell him, “I love you.”

18. If he is a public figure or politician, gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be enticed by any other woman that day.

19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband. Respect him and heed to those attitudes he dislikes.

20. Give him a hug for no reason.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life. Implement this law that every morning your family will wake up and pray. It brings unity.

22. Value your husband because you may not have the second chance to love him. Pray to God to protect him.

23. If you practice all these, your husband will be afraid to cheat on you; even if he does, his mind will not be at rest.

Kindly share it to others for knowledge sake. Save a marriage!

Kindly share to many places, let it reach many women.
Save a marriage please.

Follow CHICK VS WIFE (A MUST READ!!!)

HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART:

A brief telephone conversation with a housewife and her hubby's side chick.

*Madam:* Hello Angela, please, leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Hello Madam, sorry I will, but kindly permit me to collect the money he promised me so as to enable me open a saloon.

*Madam:* Money? How much is the money my husband promised you?

*Angela:* (afraid.) Erm... erm... it is 250k ma.

*Madam:* Just 250k? Alright, send me your account details.

_Alert wole gbam!_
*Angela:* (surprised.) Wow... madam, you sent 450k instead of 250k.

*Madam:* Yes 250k for the saloon, and 200k for defining your purpose of sleeping with my husband. Don't worry, I was once in your shoes. Please, just leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Thanks and God bless you Ma. But Madam, I have confidential issues to discuss with you Ma.

*Madam:* Yes, go on...

*Angela:* (coughs.) Madam, your husband told me that each time you return from work, you just take your bath and go to bed without preparing his meal. You don't as well have romantic discussion with him except you want something important to collect from him.

*Madam:* (surprised.) He told you that?

*Angela:* Yes madam. Well ma, let me tell you how I handle him on bed, so that he won't think of going out to look for young girls like us as I have already quit my relationship with your husband.

*Madam:* (anxious.) Ok, go on.

*Angela:* Madam, cook soups and vegetables over the weekend. Store in the freezer. Make food and serve with the warmed soup from the freezer. Also, sometimes, once it is 6pm and you are not yet home due to the nature of your work, try to call him and ask him what he will eat even if you won't be home on time to prepare it. Are you with me Ma?

*Madam:* Yes, I am with you.

*Angela:* On your way home, visit a good restaurant and get delicious food, then see how best you can get home before him. Dish the food, and since he is not the kitchen type, he won't know if you bought it. Even if he eventually knows, he will appreciate the fact that you care about him.

*Madam:* Hmnn... Go on.

*Angela:* Then, make sure you wear catapult or g-string pant and a transparent night gown. Lay carelessly in the sitting room as he is eating. Ma, ensure you are wearing his favorite colour pant. He likes white and pink.

*Madam:* (crazy.) What? _Mo gbe!_

*Angela:* Don't be surprised madam. I am not through with what I am saying or should I stop here?

*Madam:* No, no, please go on.

*Angela:* Then as soon as he stands from the dinning, ask him how he spent his day, and prophesy to him that tomorrow will be better and that great things will surely come his way.

Always be positive in your conversation. He told me you always spend such moment either in gossiping about others with him, pressing phone or reminding him of family challenges when you know what he need is rest or words of encouragement after a stressful day.

*Madam:* (sobs.) Jesus! _Aye mi temi bami!_ So he told you this too?

*Angela:* Yes, he did. Madam, I am not through. See, after that scene, ensure he takes his bath, and if possible give him body spray and prepare the bed for him to sleep. Don't ask him for s*x as you always do according to him.

*Madam:* (flabbergasted.) This is serious!

*Angela:* Very serious Madam. As you make your way to join him on bed, ensure you remove your pant, and sleep close to him with your night gown. Also ensure you use body spray too. Because he complains too much about you not smelling nice.

You can use good body spray. Check the supermarkets for your choice. Concentrate on your armpits too. Madam, after 10 minutes, stylishly look at his manhood. I bet you, the idiot will be protesting. But because he is tired, his strength won't be there to take the first step.

*Madam:* (shakes her head as tears drop from her eyes.) Angela, how old are you?

*Angela:* I am 23 years old Ma.

*Madam:* I have to tell you this, my younger brother deserves a wife material like you. Please, I will transfer another 100k to you. I have a younger brother who is single and rich and I promise not to tell him about your escapade with my husband. I will give your number to him. You are a very nice girl because you just restored my home.

After few days, the husband creditted Angela N250k, and in return he got this text message; _"Sir, thanks for this kind gesture. But I think this money is no longer needed. Your children deserve the best. Starving them while you give me this huge amount is unacceptable and God won't forgive us. Have you consider the joy or smile you will put on your wife's face if you give her this money? Please send me your account details. I don't need the money."_

The man replied; _"Your message is touching, never mind, keep the money and move on with your life."_



Many of you, yes you married women today, are responsible for all what you are passing through in your marriages. Women now compete with their husbands at home instead of remaining loyal and submissive. Be a royal queen, mother, and wife.

My advise to our married women is that, it is better to approach your hubby's side chick(s) just like the woman did in the above play, then try to know those areas you aren't doing well which the side chick applied. Apply the tricks too to win your man's heart.

When I say side chick, I am not referring to those night stand girls that he pays after s*x. I mean that very particular lady that takes his time more, and make him feel at home each time they are together. She is the only opponent you have. If you are not careful, she will take over your home without using charm.
That's part of feminine psychology.
As the saying goes, beauty will do you good by taking you to paradise, but only good attitude will keep you there, or sustain your stay.

May God give us wisdom and intelligence.

Let me also add this; a beautiful face without intelligence is like a cosmetic of foolishness! Women, use your natural brains and whatever you have to protect your marriage.

HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART

1. Discover his favourite pet name and call him by that.

2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. Do not challenge him when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you behaved the way that annoyed him.

5. Be quick to say “I am sorry dear”. Whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of him before his friends and siblings.

7. Honour his mother and opinions.

8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and be sure that he will do same for your parents.

9. Surprise him with his favourite dish, especially when he has no enough money at hand

10. Do not allow the maids to serve him food when you are at home, because you may lose him to them. And don't allow outsiders to clean your matrimonial room. Its risky.

11. Give him warm reception with an embrace when he returns. Collect his luggage and help unclothe him.

12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional perks when you are out socially.

13. Praise him before your children.

14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.

15. Put love note in his lunch or purse.

16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.

17. Dial his number and on hearing “hello” just tell him, “I love you.”

18. If he is a public figure or politician, gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be enticed by any other woman that day.

19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband. Respect him and heed to those attitudes he dislikes.

20. Give him a hug for no reason.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life. Implement this law that every morning your family will wake up and pray. It brings unity.

22. Value your husband because you may not have the second chance to love him. Pray to God to protect him.

23. If you practice all these, your husband will be afraid to cheat on you; even if he does, his mind will not be at rest.

Kindly share it to others for knowledge sake. Save a marriage!

Kindly share to many places, let it reach many women.
Save a marriage please.

FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOUR MAN’S S*X LIFE🍆💦💦:

Most of the time, you complain that your husband’s demand for s*x is too frequent. You feel his crave for s*x is similar to his need for food and you can’t help but wonder if s*x is the only thing he thinks about.

Men and women in the areas of s*x are wired differently. With these variations in mind, all you need to do is to know how men see s*x and understand how to relate with your own man. S*x is one thing husbands would ask more of.

Almost all husbands wish their wives can step up their s*xual abilities and give them more at “bed time”. Your husband’s case is not different. Ask him and you will be surprised he is likely to be among the 92% of men who say they want more of s*x.

– S*x of yesterday is for yesterday. While you are still enjoying the fulfillment of yesterday’s s*x, your “lover boy” is already thinking of how to get another one. Remember, every man has a s*x drive that is stronger than the average woman.

– A man’s s*x drive is one of his strongest drives. You need to know that only a few things matter to a man than his s*x life and the s*x drive is stronger than any other “drive” in his body. This is the reason nothing really matters to most men whenever they want s*x.

– Every man wants his wife to be romantic and involved in bed. No man will love to have a “bedroom failure” as a wife. No matter how religious they are, they want romantic, exciting and tantalizing wives.

– He needs routine s*xual gratification the same way his wife needs routine acts of love, care and kindness. Just as you want him to be kind to you; he also wants you to be available in bed at least 2 or 3 times a week.

Crises arise when the wife wants the act of kindness before s*x and the man wants s*xual gratification before an act of kindness. My word for you wife is; break the cycle. Give him s*x, and see if he won’t show you more love and care.
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LADIES PLEASE TAKE NOTE!!!!!
Men attend to Women for two reasons, S*X, and LOVE, but in most cases, men do not Marry for S*x or for Love, they marry for STABILITY.

Let me explain:
A man can Love you and not Marry you.
A man can have s*x with you for years without marrying you. But immediately he finds someone who brings stability in his life, he marries her.

What I mean by Stability is "Peace of Mind"
I have seen some guys who made this statement "I love this lady but I don't think I can spend the rest of my life with her.” Men are visionaries when they think about marriage, they do not think about wedding dresses, bridesmaids, anything that most Ladies thinks is fanciful.

They think whether this woman can build me a home, can she take care of my kids and I, can she give me PEACE of mind? Men don't like Ladies who gives them discomfort, this is why a man can stay with a woman for years and meet another in a month, then get married to her.

Celebrating my 1st year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

S*X AND STRESS

1. S*x starts in the mind, stress happens in the mind. That is why it is difficult to enjoy or initiate s*x when one is stressed

2. It is difficult to desire s*x from someone who stresses you. Maybe your spouse doesn't want you s*xually because you are the source of their stress

3. Financial problems cause the most amount of stress, especially in men. This is why often libido goes when there are financial woes

4. No matter how s*xy you are physically, if internally in your mind you are stressed, you will not feel s*xy

5. When one is stressed, they don't bother looking s*xy. They may not bathe, shave, dress suggestively or flirt

6. A stressed up woman takes a long time to climax, she might lose her wetness while in the act. It is not that you don't make love to her good, she is thinking of stressful things

7. A stressed up man can lose his er****on mid-way. It is not that he is not enjoying your va**na, he has alot on his mind

8. Insisting on your stressed spouse to have s*x with you can lead to your spouse resenting you. Help your spouse address the stressful issue first before seeking pleasure

9. A stressed spouse might be flat, boring and indifferent to your flirty messages. Don't take offense, it is the stress

10. If your spouse is stressed but you are all happy, you will be living in different worlds and your spouse might avoid you, coming home to bed late

11. Stress is the main reason alot of couples have gone for weeks without making love; especially stress they bring to each other. Be peace makers, not stressgivers

12. Stress makes someone closed up, constantly covering their nakedness. Less nudity, less s*x

13. Some couples prefer making love when having a stressful day to lift up their spirits so that after the climax, they think better solutions and remember there is more to life than what is stressing them

Dont be quick to judge your spouse,he or she may be going through alot!!