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Fare from Nairobi to Bomet1700
Nairobi to Kisii ni 900
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During a rôbbery in Nigeria, the thiêf shouted to everyone in the bank:

“Don’t move! The môney belongs to the State — your lives belong to you.”

Everyone in the bank lay down quietly.
This is called “Changing the way of thinking” — shifting the traditional mindset.

When a woman lay provocatively on a table, the thiêf shouted:
“Please be civilized! This is a robbery, not a råpe!”

This is called “Being Professional.” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the robbers returned home, the younger thiêf (who had an MBA) said to the older thiêf (who had only finished sixth grade):
“Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”

The older thiêf replied:
“You’re so stupid! There’s too much money — it’ll take forever to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we stole.”

This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more valuable than academic qualifications!

After the rôbber's left, the bank manager told the supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said:
“Wait! Let’s take $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million we’ve already embezzled.”

This is called “Going with the flow.” Turning a disadvantageous situation into an advantage!

The supervisor then said:
“It would be great if there was a rôbbery every month.”

This is called “Killîng boredöm.” Personal happiness is more important than work.

The next day, the news reported that $100 million had been stolen from the bank.
The rôbber's counted and counted but only found $20 million.
Furious, they complained:
“We risked our lives and only got $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million in an instant! Looks like it’s better to be educated than to be a thièf.”

This is called “Knowledge is as valuable as gold.”

Meanwhile, the bank manager smiled, relieved that his stock market losses were now covered by the robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Dare to take risks!

So… who are the real thievés?

Just for fun😆

Learn forex even if it takes +3 years. That thing set you free one day.

After she saw your payslip when she was busy searching your room while you were at work.😭

l went to school for about 20 years i finished highschool 2016 during matiangi era scored a D of 21 points i never gave up i repeated in 2017 got 26 points i went back in 2018 form 3 and finished in 2019 and scored B- i went to Kabarak university in 2019 bachelor of mass communication it was very expensive i transferred to kabianga university and started afresh doing education arts ,eng/lit i graduated this year an ld i really thank God
Let's congratulate him.

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For the first time in history, Kenyans are waiting for Thursday 2:30 PM.

Wenye mlitoa simu za mkopa tracker mmesikia vile kumesemekana.

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