28/11/2025
ADVICE TO INTERNSHIP APPLICANTS.
If you applied for the internship posts in a certain Subcounty, then you discover that other people who applied in the same Subcounty have received invitation messages but you haven't, don't worry or get stressed. Infact, tafuta kakuota ya beef na utwange ugali like there is no tomorrow.
After relaxing, ulizia date and venue of the verification exercise. Prepare all the documents needed.
When that day comes, toka Kwa nyumba walking in long strides like the Neanderthal man and fululiza your way to the verification venue.
Once in the venue, don't tell anyone that you didn't receive invitation message. Don't even show signs of worry. Be the most jovial person and "beat" stories with the others.
When the exercise kicks off, don't be the first one and don't be the last one.......wewe kuwa mbali na mwanzo lakini usiwe karibu sana na mwisho.
When your turn comes, in a relaxed mode, hand over your documents for verification to the verification desk.
You will find that your name was captured in the list of applicants but the inviting officer intentionally or unknowingly "jumped" your phone number while inviting the applicants. Don't even have a discussion of why they didn't invite you. Let them do what they are supposed to do: verification.
After they have verified all your documents and have given you marks as per the scoresheet, pass by the nearest mutura joint and take 2 inches for the road. If you like the curved ones, don't compromise on your choice......let the mutura guy give you what you like.
Go home whistling and wait for second invitation.
After all, si hata TSC wamesema all applicants must be invited for verification? Why should you stay at home and you are sure you applied?
In this country, we will only give up after we hear the trumpet.
If they fail to invite you, invite yourself for verification!