Vincent W Terewa

Mbona wanawake wengi UHESHIMU bosses wao, viongozi wa kidini lakini si waume zao?



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Kitoko etondi yo nzoto Maze, namona
moto nini nameka na yo te o,
Urembo umekujaa Maze, sioni mtu
ambaye naweza linganisha nawe,
Motema na ngai ekangami motambo na
yo, bapekisa batikala na soni o, Moyo wangu umeshikika na mtego wako,
wamekat aza wamebaki na soni,
Elongi nzoto esangisa bacharme Maze,
oleka nzela bato banso bakobaluka.
Mwili mzima una* upendo Maze, upitapo
njiani watu wote wanageuka (kukutazama) Kitoko etondi yo nzoto
Maze, bakoma
bayemba vraiment namona te o
Urembo umekujaa Maze, wameandika,
wameimba lakini kweli sijaona,
Mobimba ya moto etonda nzoto n’elegance, ezali likambo bana mibali
bakufae,
Mtu mzima/wote mwili umejaa urembo, ni
jambo linaloua wanaume,
Bandeko batela Maze na linetie, leki ya
Shaguva (Moka T.P.) e Maze e, Wandugu leeni Maze na *, mdogo wa
Shaguva e Maze
Aleka mibali mitema mikobeta, mwana ya
mama ite mama
Akipita wanaume mioyo inawadunda,
mtoto wa mama Ite Bolingo ngai na ye tokanga na libanga a,
tobwaka na Ebale ya Zaire,
Mapenzi yangu na yeye tulifunga ndani
ya jiwe, tukatupa ndani ya mto Zaire,
Masua madinda kala mabima te o, ebima
se libanga ya bolingo na biso x2 Mashuwa zili* zamani hazikutoka,
kilichotoka tu ni jiwe la penzi letu Kitoko
etondi yo nzoto Maze, ongenga
mafuta wolo na nzoto e,
Urembo umekujaa Maze,*** dhahabu
mwilini Mobimba ya moto etonda nyoso na
botek, kobanda linzaka, miso na suki e,
Mtu mzima/wote umejaa wote *, kuanzia
kwa makucha, macho na nywele,
Abwaka lokolo oyo nde s**a ya
demarche, aluka Kinshasa mobimba bato bakufa e.
A* mguu hiyo ndiyo mwisho wa ***,
atafuta Kinshasa yote watu wafa. Maze
bakanisi ngai nakanga yo na ndako
ya nganga,
Maze watu wanafikiri nimekufunga katika nyumba ya mchawi,(nimekuroga)
Maze basilisi ngai loposo epai namelaka,
Maze wamenimaliza ngozi kule
ninakokunywa,
Maze balobi te ngai nakoki na yo te na
bolingo (libala) Maze wanasema kwamba mimi sikuwezi
na mapenzi (ndoa)
Ngoo Maze nakoki nayo, nalingi se yo,
s**a se nakobala yo, nakolesa yooo
Maze ninakuweza, ninakupenda tu
wewe

A wife & husband visited a farm, they saw a bull mounting a cow. The wife asked the farm manager:

"How many times does a bull have s*x per day?"
Manager replied: "6 times or more a day".
Wife: looks at her husband and said....."you see!!!"

Then the husband asked the manager: "You mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"
Manager said " No, No, with different cows everyday."
Husband looks to his wife and says ..."you see!!!"

And the fight started!!!

Who caused the fight??? 😂😂😂

ZUCHU 🏋️🏋️

Zuchu

Nekesa khalayi mulembe eshombo😋😋

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