Vips-T "valley Institute of Professional Studies"

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Tag that friend, whom you love to tease

Dis ix one of the best possible ways...

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Friend: New phone?He : Haan, sirf 251rs kaFriend: Ban gaya na bewakoof, mujhe batata to 150 meindilwa deta

Teacher: Oxygen is must for
Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Sonu: Thank God I was born after
that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

Pappu : Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad
Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh
Jayegi.
Bunty: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

After watching KICK
Student: Mere attendance ke baare
me zyaada mat sochna
‘Main college me aata hoon,
Lecture main nahi..’

Papu admission lene college gaya..
Principle: Main tum se 1 Mushkil
sawal puchun ya 10 Asaan..??
Papu: 1 mushkil sawaal.
Principle: Batao Din pehle aata hai ya
Raat..??
Papu: Din..
Principle: wo kaise.. ??
Papu: Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal
puch liya..

Q: What's the difference between
Usain Bolt and Hi**er?
A: Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Q: How do Chinese people name
their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs
to see what noise they make.