Shah satnam ji boys & girls school

Today i met mario...... in metro
(wahi game wala )


i asked him: do u
remember me??????

he replied : no........


i said : kamine ......
i have lost my whole
childhood to save ur
life and ur gf......

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please reply if u r a ex-student
comment......

“Our helicopter rotors will not stop churning till such time we get each one of you out. Do not lose hope, and hang in there.”
-Air Chief NAK Browne .

IAF Lost 5 Crew due to Crash of MI-17 V5 Helicopter adhered to their moto
"People First Mission Always"

Today's Whatsapp Conversation !!

Me: Hi..
She: hi..
Me: Whats your Name ?
She: Palak, and you ?
Me: Paneer..
*BLOCKED*

When someone hates you
for no reason

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Slap him/her on face..
and he/she will hate you for a
reason... :o o.O :p :D :/

Automobile Engineer's wife delivered a baby.


Wife sends SMS to husband

"our New Vehicle is launched."




Husband' SMS 2 wife:


"With Gear or Without Gear" :D

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya...
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya...
Phirrrrr...?
Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh
Aaya. :p :o :D ;)

Ek din ek ladke ki Girl Friend ka BIRTHDAY tha..

Boy was not in that city..

So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for her girlfrnd..

He called her up:" Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho..


While delivering florist thought:" Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai..

Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu..

So, he gave 34 instead of 24..


aur aaj tak bechara ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK- UP kyun hua.. :P :D

1 Chudail ne 60 saal k shadi
shuda jode se kaha Mai tum
dono ki
1-1 wish puri kar sakti hun.
Wife:- Main apne pati k sath
sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hun..
chudail ne charkhi ghumai
2 tickts aa gayi .
Fir pati se
poocha tum btao kya chahte
ho ??
Pati:- Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. !
Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or
pati ko 90 saal ka kr dia

Moral:- Aadmi ko yaad rakhna
chahiye k chudail bhi aurat hi
hoti hai.." :P

3 rishte 3 Waqto par pahchane jate hai





1- Aulaad Budhape me

2- Dost Musibat me Aur



3- Girlfriend garibi Me..

ICC CT Updates :

Pehle Goro ko haraya (SA)

Fir Kalo ko (WI)

Fir Haramkhoro ko (PAK)

Fir Sita Maa ke choro ko (SL)

Aur ab harana hai Bharat ke Lutero ko (ENG)

Chak De INDIA \m/