Satluj Public School , Sirsa

happy friendship day 😘

KAMINE DOST

A broken lover's emotional status
on Facebook:
"Agar wo meri nahi huyi to kisi aur
ki bhi nahi hone doonga...!"

Friend's
Comment:










"Agar wo teri ho gayi to sab ki hone
dega kya..??!" :D

Student: Mam log hindi ya English mein baat karte
hai, Maths me Q Nhi?
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: :
paanwali : Ziyada 3,5 na kar.
9,2,11 hoja.
Warna 5,7 mar dungi.
6 ke 36 Nazar ayenge or 32 ke 32 bahir aa
jayenge. :
Student: Mam hindi, English hi theek hai, maths
waqai khofnak subject hai....!!

Famous dialogue :p :D i have two daughters boTh are girls :D by one of our physicaL teacher ;)

SCHOOL LIFE v/s COLLEGE LIFE

SCHOOL- One pair dress for 7 days
COLLEGE- 7 pair dress for one day

SCHOOL- 2 copy for one subject
COLLEGE- 1 copy for all subject

SCHOOL- A white pipe in teacher’s hand (chalk)
COLLEGE- A white pipe in students hand (cigarette)

SCHOOL- Most frequent letter, leave letter
COLLEGE- Most frequent letter, love letter

both are awesome

MiSsing thoSe dayS jaB hme b wateR parK nD OHM cine gardeN lekr jate th :(

))sarkaria sir : Agar Lion Tumhare Piche Pada Ho To Tum Kya Karoge ?
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))navi sir : Me Ped Par Chad Javunga
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))sarkaria sir: Agar Lion Bhi Ped Me ही Chadne Laga To
.
))navi sir : Me Nadi Me Khud Javunga
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))sarkaria sir: Agar Lion Bhi Nadi Me Khud Jaye To


))navi sir : papa ap Mere Side Hai Ya Lion Ki... :D :D

Hamari bhi thi ek kahani
hamari bhi thi hasti purani.....
kandho par tha dosto ka sath
sara jag jeet liya esa tha yaro ka sath.....
sath baith kr krte the msti
jb smose tha 2 rupeye or chai thi sasti.......
dosto ke liye kiya bachpan kurban
ajj wo bn baite is dhadkan ki jaan......
choti se choti bato ko dil se lgaya
fir bhi jate jate kamino ne khub hasaya.......
padhai to sirf ek bhana tha
school me to dosto se milne jana tha......
marne se phele dosto ek wada nibhana
meri kabar par aakar khna.....
yar utth kl movie dekhne jana hai
tym par aana..😈👬

Love in class..:))

GIRLS WAY:"A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns
back and see the boy sitting on last bench and say
THANK GOD STUPID AAYA HAI... :))
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BOYS WAY:"Before the boy could see his girl
entering in the class all his friends start..
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"OYE BHABHI AA GAYI OYE".. :D