LasT Banch

INDIAN NEW DISTROYER✌

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya
tha,


lagta hai ab
hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya ?



.
Boy: nahi, tumhaari chhoti behan se
milaa tha

î¾Markhan churakr jisne khaya, Bansi
jisne nachaya,í ½í³¯ Khushi manao uske janm ki,í ¼í¾î
Jisne duniya ko Prem shikhaya.
î±Hppy janmaStami î°î

check your Blood group and personality & tell me if
ts true
Blood Type A
You are most likely to be calm, perfectionist, bold,
artistic, trustworthy and sensitive.
Blood Type B
You are a goal oriented, strong minded and
independent. Blood Blood Type AB
You are an outgoing, shy, confident, timid, and care
for others. Blood Type O
You are an initiator, creative, social, and confident.

awsum click........

Agar Aap Fight Kar K Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Hai To
Ghar ke Logo Ka Reaction

Ur dad: chal chor, ab us ladke k paas mat jaana.



Ur mom: Aare Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.

Ur sister: bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya.....??

Ur Lover: kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit k Mere samne kyo Khade Ho ??


But Friend says.




Gaadi Nikaal Saaale ghar se nikal ke marenge chal.. :@

Friends always Rocks..

A Size Zero Home in Karnataka !

A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari.

Policemen Arrives.

Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car!


Police Replied:- You're Suchmaterialistic.
You Even Haven't Notice That Your Left
Arm Has Been Cut Off.

Man-: (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells.)
OMG! My Rolex Watch!.

Class Room Is Like A Train







1st Two Benches R Reserved For VIP . .

Nxt Two Benches R General Coach



Then

Last Two Benches R Vry Demanded.





Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH" :P :D

Universal truth:





Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and
she will surely remember you
only when she is again in trouble..!! :-| :-/ ;) x)

Girl’s smile creates greatest confusion in boy’s mind….

ghanto tak samajh hi nhi aata….
ki hass k dekh rahi h….

ya dekh k has rai h?

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

Last bench students:

We are not able to hear you SIR,

Pathan : “OK I’LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!