14/03/2014
At a time where strutting around under the illusion of grandeur, having accomplished some over glorified flimsical endeavors, is the norm rather than the exception, people tend to forget the unparalleled badasses in history of mankind.
Today, we present to you, the greatest geek who ever walked on the face of earth. A man who could make Tony Stark look like a kindergartner.
NIKOLA TESLA
The Croatian-born genius spoke eight languages, almost single handedly developed technology that harnessed the power of electricity for household use, and invented things like electrical generators, FM radio, remote control, robots, spark plugs, fluorescent lights, and machines that shoot enormous, brain-frying lightning bolts all over the place like crazy. He had an unyielding, steel-trap photographic memory and an insane ability to visualize even the most complex pieces of machinery – the guy did advanced calculus and physics equations in his damn head, memorized entire books at a time, and successfully pulled off scientific experiments that modern-day technology STILL can't replicate.
In 2007 a group of lesser geniuses at MIT got all pumped up out of their minds because they wirelessly transmitted energy a distance seven feet through the air.
Nikola tesla was so ahead of his time that in 1899, he lit 200 lightbulbs from a power source 26 miles away. (Yes that scene from The Prestige actually happened)
Ever heard of ball lightening?
It's lightening that appears in the form of a sphere and travels slowly while hovering a few feet above ground. It's an extremely rare phenomenon and even today, no scientist has ever produced it successfully in a laboratory.
Oh, except Tesla did it back in 1890s.
Nikola Tesla held 700 patents at the time of his death (despite being one of the greatest genius ever, he died impoverished, in debt and alone :( ). He had made groundbreaking discoveries in the fields of physics, robotics, steam turbine engineering, and magnetism, and once melted one of his assistants' hands by overloading it with X-rays - which isn't really scientific, but is still pretty cool :P
~V.K~