International School Gang

- Ab ismai meri kya galti thi.
Wo Kehti Hai Ladne Se "Mohabbat" Badhti Hai.







Yeh Sunte Hi Main Uski Aankh
Pe Ek "Mukka" Maar K Bhag Gaya.

..)(
_/ /_
Thik Kiya Na..??
Ab aap hi batao khud kehti hai ladne sai mohabat badhta hai. Breakup kaarke chali gayi :( :( :p :p :p

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant,
fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
:P

With the New iPhone 6, one can take a picture under water..













But just once . . . . . :p :p :p

and then Luka Modrić accepted that he is son in law of match referee of el clasico...

kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,kissing a girl on
her cheek is care,,kissing a girl on her eyes is care &
love,,kissing a girl on her lips is love,,but kissing a girl in
front of her boyfriend.....HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG
DABANGG...

messi yellow carded on 9th min...neymar on 14th...
Then pique on 34th and Iniesta on 38th...
Looked like d whole barca squad will be yellow carded till 90th minute...
-_- bc referee -_-

Movies of school life :
Classes- Bardasht.
Attendance- Hera pheri.
Class room- No entry.
Teacher- Janidushman.
Exam- Evil dead.
Examiner- Don.
Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai
kaun?
Viva- Encounter.
Marking- Andha kanoon.
Exam time- Qayamat.
Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai.
Question paper- Ek paheli.
Answer paper- Kora kagaj.
Result- Sadma.
pass- Chamatkar.
Fail- Devdas.
Future- Na tum jano na hum.
- Thik hai mai pagal hu. But zyada nai :p :p :p

Mukesh Ambani's
Dream House 7 years construction
finished,
4 lakhs squre ft,
27 floors,
9 lifts,
3 heli pads,
1 theatre,
1 gym,
1 park,
168 car parking,
600 rooms,
600 servants,
world's LARGEST RICHEST
SINGLE FAMILY HOUSE..
Total cost
Rs.4700/- crores only.
Last month Mukesh
moved with his wife &
3 childrens in 2 it.
1st month electricty
bill is 71 lacs.
Incredible INDIA.!
Amir logon ka garib desh. Guys plz forward this
Hamara Bharat
mahaan

Ek aisa Desh
jahaa Pizza
Ambulance ke
pehle ghar
pahuchta h..

Jahaa Car Loan
7% hai aur
Education Loan
12%..

Jahaa Chaawal
Rs. 40/kg me
milta hai aur sim
card free

Jahaa Log Durga
ki pooja karte
hai aur ladki
paidaa hone pe
uska khoon..

Jahaa Olympic
Shooter ko
SwarnPadak
(gold medal)
jitne pr sarkar
3 crore deti hai,
aur Dusra
Shooter jo
BORDER pe
dusmno se ladte
hue SHAHEED
hota hai use
1lakh..

Sach me hamara
bharat mahaan
hai?

Is SMS ko Itna
forward karo ki
apna PM bhi
padhe

Jaago
India
Jaago!!
Please
Forward to all INDIANS... joke to roz forward karte ho ek msg desbhakti ke liye bhi kar do
- Thora jyada ho gaya kya ? :p :p

How to hack a girl to make hr say i love u in public
1.This diwali post a status on fb
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY & SAFE DIWALI"
2.tag only victim (girl)
3. In this step u need little bit of psens n luck
Wait till she comment on ur post "SAME TO U"
4.if she did so go for next step .....
5.edit ur post to "I LOVE U"
Now click on comment u will see something like this
Your post- I LOVE U
girls reply- SAME TO U
Now take a screenshot & send it to her
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😅😅😛😛
ENJOY THE TRICK SHARE IT
HAPPY DIWAL🌋💥💥💥
- seriously :p :p :p

Shashwat singh
12 B
Apna aukaad bhul gye ho 4 dost kya ban gya last bench ka ki tez bn ne lag gya h .. sabka srtting krwana aur ladki log k peeche ghumna bas yhi kam reh gya h r*****baazi kr ta h scul me .. abhi to sirf id hack hua h aage dekh kya krte h zindagi barbaad kr denge tumhra sabse kaam k liye dosti krta h F**K OFF
- Shashwat lardka ke tarah kaab sai behave karne laga :p
Bhai mereko bhi id hack sikha de bahut jaruri hai :) ;) :p :p

Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.
Because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too… I got stuck on the
escalator for 3Hrs.

once rajnikant taught a girl to pick pockets...



Now d girl is known as F. Hasan
-_-
-_-