D.A.V. Public School Transport Nagar Maurya Vihar Colony

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard...





But,,





A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.





"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO . ...:p

In Rockstar-'toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!'....





In exams-'chhute hue chapter se hi Questions nikalta hai!!

Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..







Ye Bhi Nai Aata

Ye Bhi Nai Aata

Ye Bhi Nai Aata

saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata

MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT

Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.

Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.

Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.

Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.

Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.

Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.

Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!

Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.

Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir! :p

Exam se pehle pappu ne ek hi nibandh yaad kiya
tha ....'MY FRIEND'
Aur exam me aaya .....
'MY FATHER'
par pappu gabhraya nahi...hoshiyari dikhai aur yaad
kiye hue nibandh me "Friend" shabd ki jagah
"Father" likh kar aa gaya. Jis examiner ne uski copy
check ki wo aaj tak behosh hai !!
Pappu wrote:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON.
I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS.
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE
AND SOME ARE FEMALE.
MY MOTHER IS VERY CLOSE TO
MANY OF MY FATHERS.
My uncle is also my Father.
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY
NEIGHBOUR..
And I love all my Fathers.
b'coz
Har ek Father zaruri hota hai!!

There Is A Special Place In Hell For All Those
students Who Says -























"S**t..., I didn't write anything... Am sure.. I will fail"

And Gets Great Marks..!!

FIRE ko AAG kehte he


COBRA ko NAAG kahte he


GARDEN ko BAAG kahte hai


Aur"EXAMS"k samay jo kaam na kare






Use DIMAG kahte Hai!

It's Always Nice To Discuss Your Problems With Friends...




Not Because They Solve them....




But Kamine Aisa Gyan Denge
Ki Original Problem hi Bhool Jaoge ...! =D :P

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Friends Always Rocks...... ♥♥