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You should never be friends with the person your parents hate,
Sometimes they can see the real person hiding behind your friend..!!
happy valentine day

The problem with seeing only the good in people is that some people become invisible to you..!!

Really Good One please Read..
It was a Sports Stadium...
8 girls were standing on a track for
racing.
Ready !
Steady !
Bang !
With sound of Pistol all girls started
running.
Hardly they had covered 10 to 15
steps,
1 girl slipped & fell.
Due to pain she started crying.
When other 7 Girls heard her
all STOPPED running..
STOOD for a while,
turned BACK & RAN
towards her.
All 7 Girls LIFTED the Girl,
pacified her,
joined hands together,
walked together &
reached WINNING Post.
Officials were shocked.
Many Eyes were
filled with tears.
Racing was conducted by
National Institute of
Mental Health...
All participants were
Mentally RE****ED.
What did they teach ?
Teamwork,
Humanity,
Sportsman spirit,
Love,
Care,
&
Equality..
We Surely can NEVER Do this,
because...
We have Brains....
We have Ego...
We have Attitude...
Love everyone. . being human.. help
others around u!

Tortoise n rabbit wrote entrance
exam,
Tortoise got 80%
Rabbit 81%.
Both went 4 admission in an
engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%...
Rabbit didn't get but
Tortoise got admission.
How?










U remember wen v were in 1st std
tortoise won a race...
Sports quota 5% marks extra...

Ans if your genious..


If judge's son is lawyer and lawyer's
father is police, then who is judge.

Question : What is the truest
definition of Globalization ?
Answer : Princess Diana's death .
Question : How come ?
Answer :An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky: followed closely by
Italian Paparazzis in
Japanese motorcycles; treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
And moreover this is sent to you by
an
INDIAN,
using
American
(Steve job's) technology, and you're
probably reading this on your
iPhone or Samsung or blackberry ,
that use
Taiwanese chips, and a
Korean screen, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by
PAKISTANI lorry-drivers, .... . That is
"" Globalisation

Dear Men,
A Woman Who Loves You Truly Will
Never Ask You To Buy Her
Expensive Gifts Or Take Her To
Expensive Places,
She Won’t Ask For Diamonds, Rubies
Or a Promise To Bring Her a World
Of Luxuries, She Just Wants Your
Love, Care And Attention.
She Wants You To Spend a Lot Of
Quality Time With Her And
Appreciate Her For All That She
Does For You Out Of Love And
Affection.
Every Woman Is Unique In Her Own
Way, Value Her

17 Incredible Facts About WhatsApp.
1. WhatsApp founded in 2009 by
formerYahoo! employees Brian Acton
and Jan Koum .
2. Sequoia Capital invested $8
million in 2011
3. 70% of users are active on a daily
basis
4. WhatsApp says they are adding 1
million users everyday.
5. They currently employ 50 people.
6. 32 engineers working on
WhatsApp, i.e. one engineer is
responsible for 14 million active
users!!
7. 400 million active users in
December.
8. Rising to 450 million active users
according to Facebook’s press
release.
9. The app is the 5th most
downloaded app on Android .
10. WhatsApp doesn’t sell ads and
zero have appeared on the app
11. Twitter and Facebook had the
chance to hire founder Brian Acton
but didn’t!
12. The total value of the deal: $19
Billion ($4 billion in cash, $12
billion in stock, and $3 billion in
restricted stock) .
13. $1 Billion Break-up fee should
the deal not go through.
14. Jan Koum keeps a note from
Brian taped to his desk that reads
“No Ads! No Games! No Gimmicks!”
To keep them focused on building a
pure messaging experience.
15. WhatsApp spent ZERO cash on
marketing, PR and user acquisition.
16. WhatsApp’s messaging volume is
approaching the entire global
telecom SMS volume
17. On Dec 31st 2013 users sent a
total 54 billion messages during the
day (3x increase from 2012).

A must read and share
Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on
an airoplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many are
left?
Applicant: That's easy, 49.
Interviewer: What are the three
steps to put an elephant into a
fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps
to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all
animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in
the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman
cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the
lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died.
Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she
drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the
brick fallen from the airoplane. You
may leave now.
share it if u liked..

3 ways to catch a Tiger :







Newton's Method -
Let the tiger catch you and
then you catch it ..


Einstein's Method -
Chase the tiger until it gets
tired and then catch
it ..
.
Indian Police Method -
Catch a cat and beat it until it
accepts it's a
tiger !
.
Agree ?

For all those who don't know abt
"Punjabi's"
Syaapa- A one word definition of any
disaster
Tastiest meal on earth- Langar
The one thing that brings a smile on
every Punjabi's face - Rajma Chawal
Punjabi Fitness mantra- One bottle a
day, keeps the doctor away
Being 'LOUD' is our birth right, and
we shall have it!
Its never 'Haaan', its always 'Hanji'!
You know you are a punjabi when
your grandmom thinks you are 'very
kamzor (weak)' even when you are
over weight.
Any conversation between two
Punjabis for more than 15 minutes
can only be about different brands
of whisky.
There's always that one uncle who
will dance with a glass on his head
after a few pegs at every party!
You can take a Punjabi out of
Punjab, But you cannot take Punjab
out of a Punjabi!
Our families are often so loud when
they're happy , people think we're
fighting !
The 5 P's of Punjabiness-
Parantha,
Paisa,
Peg,
Parshad,
Pinni ( kind of a laddu with lots of
dryfruits)
We specialize in the art of earning 1
Rs and spending Rs 1.5 !
Our Biggest Tensions-
When to eat ?
What to eat ?
With whom to eat?
'Kal se daruu band aur dieting
shuru'- Things we say everyday!
Punjabi after 6 pegs-
'Doosra hai yaar' !

Superb line by a Entry of College



- "I was only a timepass in ur life bt
some day u will truely realise dat d
time passed wid me was d most
beautiful time ever"