Kalka Institute For Research And Advanced Studies

Convocation

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Happy Independence Day....

Programming Song....:)

जय सरस्वती माता जय जय हे सरस्वती माता |
सदगुण वैभव शालिनी त्रिभुवन विख्याता ॥ जय.....
चंद्रवदनि पदमासिनी घुति मंगलकारी |
सोहें शुभ हंस सवारी अतुल तेजधारी ॥ जय.....
बायेँ कर में वीणा दायें कर में माला |
शीश मुकुट मणी सोहें गल मोतियन माला ॥ जय.....
देवी शरण जो आयें उनका उद्धार किया |
पैठी मंथरा दासी रावण संहार किया ॥ जय.....
विद्या ज्ञान प्रदायिनी ज्ञान प्रकाश भरो |
मोह और अज्ञान तिमिर का जग से नाश करो ॥ जय.....
धुप दिप फल मेवा माँ स्वीकार करो |
ज्ञानचक्षु दे माता भव से उद्धार करो ॥ जय.....

माँ सरस्वती जी की आरती जो कोई नर गावें |
हितकारी सुखकारी ग्यान भक्ती पावें ॥ जय....
जय सरस्वती माता जय जय हे सरस्वती माता |
सदगुण वैभव शालिनी त्रिभुवन विख्याता ॥ जय.....

Happy Birthday to Jagjeet singh(legend of Ghajal's world.....) Miss Him alot.....

Awesome Answers In IAS Examination-
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took 8 men 10 hrs to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had 3 apples & 4oranges in 1 hand & 4 apples & 3 oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with 1 hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with 1 hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go 8 days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you 10easy questions or 1 really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is 1 really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.

Aao Jhuk Kar Salam Kare Unko,
Jinke Hisse Me Ye Mukam Aata Hai,
Khusnasib Hota Hai Wo Khoon,
Jo Desh Ke Kam Aata Hai....
-Happy Republic Day-