Aap Sanskritian Hai

Guys did you know that our school is a non-profit organisation? :P
I wonder where the one lac fees i paid went :P

Friend:Dude applications for the council are open!
Me: Shish wheres your standard?, i'm joining the Anti-Council and applying for the head- don post.
Friend: Whoa whats the Job-Description.
Me: Its like against anything the council does.|

Which means , we will
NOT- Drink, NOT-Smok, NOT be lazy n NOT- misuse our power
:P

Guest lecturer: YOU are the future of tomorrow.
Me: (Look around at my friends n think to myself) 'Tomorrow' is gonna be one hell of a cracker show.
:P :D ;)

Teacher : Where is your holiday H.W.
Me: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Thats an old story
Me: Its not like you are new.

Ordinary Advice :
Garmi ka mausam, Vasant ki baarish,
This time is the best,
To forget studies n' enjoy the rest! :DD

Sanskritian advice:
But Aap Sanskritian Hai toh aap kabhi padhte nahi,
Marks aaye naa aaye, fun aap karte vahi!

Heres wishing the part of our family who is taking the boards and soon going to leave us to a more grown up world BEST OF LUCK!!!
PAPER PHAAAAD DENA!!! :DD Dikha do ki Aap Sanskritian Hai :)

School khulne ka time paas aa raha hai, aapkko lagta hai ki iss Thand mein school baand hi rehna theek hai, massum bachcho ka atyachar nahi karna chaiye principal ji ko , ISS ke liya agar aap hartal pe bhi jakar mass bunk karne ke sooche toh wah kai Aap Sanskritian Hai.

Agar aap ke school mein aapko zabardasti Rs20 ke 10 ticket bechne padh rahe hai, aur aapko pata nahi ki esko khareedne ke liye aap kahase aur kaunse bhuddu ko dhunde toh kasam us 'unlucky draw' (hamare liye) ki Aap Sanskritian Hai.

Agar aapke school mein 'football' marne se,woh doosre desh ke elakhe mein chala jata hai (Embassy) toh kasam uss football ke 'foreign tour' ki masti ki, aur hamare 35 mins mein ek baar, hafte mein hone wale games period ki Aap ke sanskritian hai!

Agar aap apne school mein , Abhinav Bindra, Amitabh Bachchan,Anupam Kher,Shashi Tharoor,Milkha singh,poori Australian cricket team,CM,foreign Prez etc etc .. Ko dekhne se chokte nahi hai,aur yeh 'ordinary' day to day baat mante hai,toh salam uss school ko, jiske karan ..Aap Sanskritian Hai.

Agar aapke School mein sab jagah centrally "Air Conditioned" ki facility ho, par aap library/auditorium mein baith ke pasino ki barsaat mein pareshaan hai,toh kasam Principal ki office mein 24 ghanto chalne wale AC ki Aap Sanskritian Hai