YahAN sAB ChUtiYa BAnaNe mE lAGe hAIn.......

Bhole bharatvaasiyo ko herbal ya ayurvedic naam se chaahe tatti hi kyu na bechi jaaye woh bhi khareed lenge yeh bolkar ki herbal hai... Looto desh... Bhot achi strategy hai

Meanwhile all these happenings in tilak nagar... Tried to find Jasleen on fb, got to know many beautiful girls of same name 😈😁😉

Father of an CA Student :

Ab toh Lokpal bill bhi Pass ho gaya....

Tu kab Pass hoga Niakamme ? !! :p

In the process of becoming yours, I
stopped being mine !! :(

Dear boys...


If you fail in love,
Don't end your life.


Because..
she might get another guy,







but your parents won't get a son like you..!!

Bachchan Sahab, Do min me aajkal log chutiya
nahi bante to Maggi kya khakh banegi! :D :p

The most touching 'break up shayari' ever-

arz kiya hai

dil tod ke dete ho pyar ki tanhai ka khauf..

wah wah kya line hai...

dil tod ke dete ho pyar ki tanhai ka khauf..

F**k off!
F**k off!
F**k off!

wah wah wah wah..

Sunny leone was at lingerie store.
She asks santa(salesman)-were s d trial room..
Santa- yahn p karlo.. .ab humse kya chupana...fan h aapke :p

What Men Love in B***s precisely, what they hate in Cheques ???












Bouncing..!! :D

We think our memory is weak......
but jis se kbhi pyar kiya ho jb usko
bhoolna chaho

















tab lagta hai jaise sari duniya ke
kaju badaam humne hi kha liye ho :D

POGO Joke-
Failed student ke papa teacher se,
MAM ,thoda aap tight raho
Thoda me zor lagata hu...






Bhagvan ne chaha to is saal ladka nikal jayega ....!!!

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