JMCT polytechnic nasik.

10/08/2021

29/09/2012

Rajnikant ka Qahar:.....
1 bhoot amavas ki raat me 12 baje raat ko dusre bhoot kosamjha rahatha......
Tu darr mat.
Rajnikant - Vajnikant jaisa kuch nahi hota....!! :xD =D

26/08/2012

Ek Ladka Apni Girl-friend Ko Shaadi Ke Liye Raazi Kar Raha Hota Hai,

Ladka: “Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahi Par Tumhe Apni
Palkon Pe Bitha Ke Ghumaunga,

Mere Paas Us Jaisa Bada Bangla To
Nahi Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga,

Mere Paas Us Ke Jitne Paise To Nahi Par Main Mehnat Kar Ke
Khilaunga,

Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye........ ??
Ladki: "Dimag Ki Maa Behan Mat Kar,
Apne Us Dost Ka Number De" :P

23/08/2012

23/08/2012

LETTER TO PRINCIPAL
Salaam Tharki.!.:p

yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper set karta hai.
Kaminey,student s ki jaan nikal jati hai.
Upar se kutte paper checking to aise karta hai jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho.
Aisa sylbus banaya hai jaise tumhare yahan toh haramkhor sab topper hi janme hai.
tera baap bhi is paper me pass nai hoga.
tu khud is paper mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil sale..
bataunga tujhe... Urs faithfully,
pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga...:P=D =D=D

19/08/2012

doctor : bhagwan maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai
mujhe swarg me aane do.
god : nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
pandit: bhagwan maine sari jindagi aapki pooja ki
hai mujhe swarg me aane do.
god : nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.

Engineer : bhagwan mai shadi shuda hu .

god: bas kar pagle rulayega kiya,chal aa andar
aaja. :(

19/08/2012

Pappu: Darling Mai tumhe Bangla,
Car, Sone Ka haar DILA Dunga.
Girl: Ye Batao, Shaam ko Park Aa
Rahe Ho na...?
Pappu: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka
Kiraya dia to jarur Aaunga...:P=D

19/08/2012

100% like karoge :-

Arz kiya hai
Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum
nahi...
Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum
nahi...
Are us ladki ki maa ki kismat
footi...
Jiske damad hum nhi.

19/08/2012

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne daru p*e k taxi roki..

Taxi driver ne gadi start ki aur fir
wahi par band kar di

Aur bola -: Lo saab pahuch gaye ... :P

Pehle dost ne use paise de diye

2nd bola thank u, bada jaldi pahucha diya ..

Pappu ne taxi driver k ek thappad laga diya

Driver dar gaya socha, ye samaj gaya h shayad ..
Pappu bola -:
saale aaram se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to :P :D

18/08/2012

Ek Bar Ki Baat Hai Jab mai Skul Jata tha ..
Late utho Jis Din ,us Din papa se Daat
Khata
tha.. :(
Nind me Brush Karta hua, Toilet me
ghus Jata tha.. :D
Naa Jane Kaise Din the vo, toilet Me Hi So
Jata
Tha :p
Ek baar ki Baat hai Jab Mai skul Jata
tha.. .
Skul Me Entry Krte Hi Najane kaisa khauf
satata tha..
Kab Hogi Chutti Bas yai Sab Dil me Aata
tha.. Jaise-2 Bade hue , ab skul me dilLag
jata tha,
Har sundar Ladki pe Najane Kyu Crush
Ho Jata
tha :p
Ek baar ki Baat hai Jab Mai skul Jata tha..
Vo Yaro ke Sang Masti, Vo LadkiaThi
Jab Hasti
Canteen Me yuhi Lunch Break Nikal Jata Tha..
Ab Na the Hum Nadaan Kyu ki Board Ke
the
Exam,
Humse Koi Pucho vo Pressure kaise
Jhela Jata tha..
Ek baar ki Baat hai Jab Mai skul Jata
tha..
Skul ka vo Aakhri Din or Shirto Pe Signature Kia
Jata tha
Tab Na the Hum Dosto ke Bin Jb Mai
Skul leke
Jata tha..
Ek Bar Ki Baat Hai Jab mai Skul Jata tha .. Jab Mai skul Jata tha :) ♥
Miss my School life :(

18/08/2012

Lyrics: Qalb e Aashiq Hain Ab Para Para, Alwada Alwada Mahe Ramazan. Kulfate Hijro Kulfat Ne mara Alwada Alwada Mahe Ramazan Tere Aaney Se Dil Khush Huwa Tha...

18/08/2012

Qalb-e-Aashiq Hain Ab Para Para,
Alwada Alwada Mahe Ramazan.

Jub Guzar Jayenge Mah Giyara,
Teri Aamad Ka Aamad ka Phir Shoor Hoga,
Kiya Meri Zindagi Ka Bharosa,
Alwada Alwada Mah-e-Ramzan.

Bazm Iftar Sajti Thi Thi Kaisi,
Khood Sehri Ki Ronak Bhi Hotee,
Sub Sama Hogaya Suna Suna,
Alwada Alwada Mah-e-Ramzan.