The most common dialogue on the opening day of
an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi
khaas ladkiya nahi hain!” 😄
PBCE, Rockers
Exam dur ho,to maja mar..pas aye to ni8 mar!! pad tu pad xerox ka gattha, nahi samjha to marde ratta
05/09/2015
Happy Teachers day..!!
Rip # Dr_APJ_Abdul_Kalam Sir.
a # MissileMan , a great # Scientist, ex # President of # India .
a motivator to every youngster,bestest human,the most
beloved person!!
Really a big loss for our country!
# RIP
|| टाळ वाजे, मृदंग वाजे,वाजे हरीची वीणा||
||माऊली निघाले पंढरपूरा..,मुखाने विठ्ठल विठ्ठल म्हणा. ||
|| जय जय राम कृष्ण हरी ||
तुम्हाला आणि तुमच्या परिवाराला आषाढी एकादशीच्या मनःपूर्वक शुभेच्छा....
23/11/2014
Students Of "CIVIL" Branch..!! :-)
नौकरी छोड़ा ईंजीनियर बहुत
खतरनाक हो जाता हैं
इसके दो उदाहरण है
एक तो केजरीवाल और
दुसरा रामपाल....!!
What is a Girl????
Jo kisi shadi me jane se pehle,
face wash
face stick
conceler
eye shadow
mascara
eye liner
lipstick
lipgloss
lip pencil
face cream
face powder
blush on
kaajal
nail polish
body spray
perfume
Aur sath me heel or accha sa dress pehn ne ke bad,
apni frndz se kahe...
Arre yar jaldi-jaldi me kuch kiya hi nhi.
&
What a boy????
Jo shadi me jane se pehle apne dost ko call kr k puche,
"Oye nahana hai k nhi??"
Frnd rpld- Pagal hai??
Apni shadi thodi na hai....
Hahahaha
Dear guys Your girlfriend should be the best
thing in your life. Don't f**k her over. Spend
time with her, buy her flowers and kiss her
when she least expects it. When guys look at her
grab her waist and kiss her in front of them.
Show them that she's your girl. When you catch
other girls flirting with you tell them you have a
girlfriend. And say it with pride. Don't talk her
into having s*x with you. Don't talk her into
doing anything she doesn't want to do. Treat her
like a queen and she'll be happy. Never make
her feel uncomfortable. Be her hero. Her
inspiration. Be the reason she wants to wake up
in the morning. She's your girlfriend. Start
treating her like she deserves to be treated.''
Comment ur birth date number & know
about
your nature...........???
1. Stubborn
2. Genious
3. Duffer
4. Soft nature
5. Good person
6. Careless
7. Cruel
8. Hot
9. Loving
10. Emotional
11. Smart
12. Beautiful
13. Harmles
14. Open mind
15. Naughty
16. Danger
17. Romantic
18. Selfish
19. Sober
20. Quit
21. Vagabond
22. Loving for everyone
23. Free person
24. Attitude free
25. Mad
26. Respected soo sweet
27. Psyco
28. Honest
29. Heart Hacker
30. Innocent Lover
31. Charming
Comment- fast
Superb defination of politics..
Son: dady 'POLITICS' Kya hai ?
Dad-Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use "SARKAR"
Maanlo,
Me Kamata Hu Mujhe "KARMCHARI" Maanlo.
Kamwali Kam Karti He Use "MAZDUR"
Maanlo
Tum Desh Ki Janta.
Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka "BHAVISHYA" Maanlo.
Son:- Ab mujhe politics samajh me aa gayi
daddy...
Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki "KARAMCHARI
MAZDUR K Sath kitchen Mein bhrastachar
kar Raha Tha.
SARKAR So Rahi Thi,
JANTA chup chap dekh rhi Thi
or
DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA.....
कुणीतरी असावं U r my pumkin
pumkin म्हणणारं
कुणीतरी असावं सारखं Sms करणारं
रात्री झोप नाही येत बोलुन
मलाही जागवणारं
कुणीतरी असावं Uninor ते Uninor
वर तासनतास बोलणारं
कधी हसणारं तर कधी डोकं दुखवणारं
कुणी तरी असावं गप ना रे म्हणणारं...
कुणी तरी असावं Shut -up म्हणणारं
माझ्या रागाला आवरणारं
असच कुणीतरी अगोदर रागावणारं अन मग
जवळ घेणारं....
असावं कुणीतरी..!!
08/02/2014
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