St.mary's high school, Hubli Karnataka

15/05/2017

01/10/2015

Paper of a 5th
class-
Write n essay about ur
MOTHER in
200 words.
Given time half an hour.
A boy finished the paper
in first
minute itself.
He just wrote one
sentence, but
he got full marks.
That one sentence
was: "Any combination of 26 alphabets can never explain my MOTHER"

06/09/2015

: Oye Sardarji...Apni pregnant biwiko hospitalki jagah pizza hut🍕 kyu le jaa rahe ho?
: Abey saale..Pizza hut me "Delivery Free" hai...
🙈
JOKE OF THE DAY
Muslim ladki 💁 exam mein Hindu ladke se : "Excuse me , Bhai Jaan"
Ladka : "Ek to paper confusing hai aur upar se tu aur confuse kar rahi hai .... Ya to Bhai bol ya Jaan bol "
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ROCKING GENERATION
"KID FAILS IN EXAM"
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...!
Son : Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A 'School Test'
Not A "DNA" Test...!

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Tchr : Murgiyo🐓 ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.
🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
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♦Teacher- 🌍💫 🌝Chand par pehla kadam👟 kisne rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra👣?
Pappu- doosra👣 bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!
😸😆😂😸
❌😄😛❌-Laughter time-❌😃😂!❌
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♦ 🔍💊🔦💊🔍-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan k*m ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓😄
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♦👳👳👳👳Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Su***de kar le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😃😃😛
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♦👳😛👳😛👳Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👔👘👗👔👚👕👔
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♦💢💢💢💊💊💊
Doctor : Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa : Sir i play football, cricket,daily.
Doctor : how long do you play?
Santa : until d battery in my mobile goes down !! 😄📱📱📱
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♦ Techer 👩pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.🐸
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa 🐸,
uska baap 🐸,
uski behan 🐸 aur
uska bhai 🐸..
😝😜😄😛😃😀😀😊😝😜😛😝😄😃😀
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♦Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa : Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..😜
😂.

31/08/2015

Pun time

😅 A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.
A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
Husband to wife – Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……"
Have a laugh, laughter is the best medicine.

Laughter is the best medicine

31/08/2015

*There is no Destiny.
Surrender, and All will be Well.
Throw all Responsibility on God.
Do not bear the Burden yourself.
What can Destiny do to you then?*
~ Bhagwan Ramana Maharshi

13/08/2015

03/08/2015

Pearl of Wisdom for 03_Aug_15
*Words can be like bricks.
If you throw them at a person when in anger,
they can hurt and injure both of you.
But if they are used wisely, with compassion and understanding,
they can build a secure roof and a strong foundation
on which a good relationship and life is built.*

03/08/2015

A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......

Couldn't stop sharing this one...
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
😎😎😎
Killer!!!!!!! 🔪🔪🔪🔪
If Flipkart starts matrimonial services 👬, they will become the No.1 site in the world 🌎 because they have a 30 day return 💫policy no questions asked
😀😀😀😄😀😄😀😄😀

02/08/2015

We make friends,
Some become dearest...
Some become Special...
Some go abroad...
Some change their cities...
Some leave us...
We leave some...
Some are in contact...
Some are not...
Some dont contact bcoz of their EGO...
We dont contact some bcoz of our EGO...
Whatever they were...
However they are...
We still remember them bcoz the part they played made
"MEMORIES"
in our lives.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY 🎊

01/08/2015

*If the Path is beautiful,
ask where it leads to… But
if the Destination is beautiful,
never mind about the Path,
Just keep walking!*

23/07/2015

Pearl of Wisdom for 23_July_15
*God has a perfect plan for us.
He never does it all at once,
Just step by step ~ because
He wants to teach us
To Walk by FAITH, not by SIGHT.*