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4 years of are basically about trying different weird beard styles only to remain clean shaven during entire job life.

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Try dis IAS question

How do u write 19th December 2013 in 5 letters without using numbers??

बारिश में कीचड़ से रंगकर
जब छिप छिप कर मैं आता था
Duck Tales का गाना गाकर
जब Sunday को इतराता था

माँ तब तूने कभी नहीं रोका था
माँ तब तूने कभी नहीं टोका था

मई जून की भरी दुपहरी
जब लू में खेलने जाता था
कभी साईकिल से गिर पड़ता
कभी हुड़दंग में ख़ून बहाता था

माँ तब तूने कभी नहीं रोका था
माँ तब तूने कभी नहीं टोका था

अब आपस में ही लड़ लड़ कर
मुर्दों के नाम पर ख़ून जलाता हूँ
उसकी रोटी को नोच नोच कर
अपने घाव पर मलहम लगाता हूँ

ये धरम करम, ये राजनीति
ये द्वेष क्लेश, ये संस्कृति

माँ, ऊब गया हूँ इन्हे सुन सुनकर
अब रोक लो तुम, अब टोक दो तुम

Common in colleges--

Machli Jal Ki Raani Hai



No No Somthng Should Be new



Girl Friend Dil Ki Raani hai,

Paisa Uska Paani hai,
Haath Lagao Chilaayegi,




Paise Nikaalo Pat Jaayegi......

-sId-

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LATE HONE PE:

"Aaj bunk nahi tha?"
"Attendence ho gayi kya"
"Agr pta hota ki iska lec h to main aata hi nahi"
"Proxy mari thi kya"

LECTURE MEIN:

"Uski t shirt pe kya likha h dekh"
"1 page de .. abey pen bhi to de, kam se kam haath mein kuch toh ho!"
"Tujhe bhookh nahi lag rahi kya"
"Kya yaaar paka raha hai ye to, kisne bana diya teacher isey "

AFTER EXAMS:

"Jo choda tha wahi aa gaya, arey ab chod na, ghumne chalte h"
"koi nahi next tym nikaal liyo"

ASSIGNMENT COPY:

"Ye kya likha h"
"Jo word samajh aa rha h wo likh, jo ni aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de''.

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Dada Kondke made a movie:

"Roz Meri Marlo"
Sensor board objected.
Dada told censor board that ye 3 heroine ki kahani hai: Rose, Mary & Marlo.
Board asked to change the sequence.
He happily agreed & told the censor board: u can put their names in any sequence!
U Can Also Try it!({})