Aashlar Business School,Mathura

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Weird facts about human body .

> Men lose about 40 hairs in a day and women lose 70 hairs in a day.
> Your blood has same amount of salts in it as an ocean has.
> You are taller in the morning than you are at night.
> Heart circulates blood in your body about 1000 times each day.
> There are 500 hairs in an eyebrow.
> The average human body contains approximately 100 billion nerve cells.

> It is not possible to sneeze with open eyes.
> Bones are 4 times stronger than concrete.
> You are born without knee caps and they don’t appear until age of 2 to 6 years.

> Eyes stay the same size throughout life but nose and ears never stop growing.
> We born with 300 bones but end up with 206 bones when we are adult.
> Our entire body functions stop when we sneeze, even your heart beat.
> Tongue is the strongest muscle in human body.
> Typical person goes to bathroom six times a day.

> Food takes 7 seconds to reach stomach from mouth.
> Children have more taste buds than adults.
> Sneeze blows air out of nose at the speed of 100 miles per hour.
> Largest muscle in your body is one on which you are sitting on.
> Smallest bone of body is in ears.

DID YOU KNOW ??

1. 80% of women use silence to express pain. You know she's truly hurt when she chooses to ignore you.

2. We never "lose" friends, we just learn who our real ones are.

3. Staying awake for 17 hours has the same effect on your body as drinking 2 glasses of wine.

4. According to a study, spending money on experiences rather than material things will bring more enjoyment.

5. Being sarcastic on a regular basis can add up to 3 yrs to your life. Sarcasm is extremely healthy for the mind.

6. A true friend who understands your troubles is far more valuable than a hundred friends who only show up for your smiles.

7. When you become really close to someone, you can hear their voice in your head when you read their texts.

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :

1. SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play.

2. LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

3. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

4. MARRIAGE : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

5. TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

6. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. FATHER : A banker provided by nature.
8. CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught.

9. BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

10. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter.

11. DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

10 COMMANDMENTS FOR ALL THE SINGLE LADIES OUT THERE:

1. Don't be in a hurry to move out of your parent’s house.

2. Don't wait for a man before you start living.You can live a fulfilled life as a single woman.

3. Stay away from alcohol. It has killed others and you are not special.

4. Don't entertain wrong
numbers calling you,especially late in the night. It's not the right way to find a lover.

5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Always take breakfast and avoid sweets.

6. Dress well: impression
counts. People will judge you by the way you dress even before they talk to you.

7. Don't use s*x as proof of love. S*x is not a proof for love; he'll still leave you after all that sweet s*x.

8. Don't marry someone
because of money;else you'll become one of his
possessions.

9. Add value to yourself, get a career. Don't be fooled that a man will solve all your problems.

10. Respect yourself depending on your dressing code. This will also show what you,where you come from and many people out there will respect you because of your being decent..

DID YOU KNOW ??

1. Women who have more male friends than female friends are less likely to experience anxiety and become depressed.

2. If you rub an onion on your foot - within 30 to 60 minutes, you will be able to feel the taste. This is because it travels through the blood stream.

3. There is a "Hug Me" Coca-Cola machine in Singapore which gives you a can of coke each time you hug it.

4. Bill Gates said that he always appoints the laziest persons to do the hardest jobs, because they'll find an easiest way to do it.

5. Lazy people accomplish more. Their laziness actually enables them to find the easiest & quickest ways to get things done.

6. 90% people restart the whole song, if they just miss their favorite part of the song.

Facts of Life!

1. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.

2. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

4. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

5. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

RULES IN LOVE :

1: Never ask for a hug, Just take it....

2: Never ask,"Do yo miss me?". Say"I miss u"....

3: Never ask,"Can you help me?", Say"I want you to do this for me"....

4: Never say I can't live without you, Say I live for you.

5: Last but not the least, never say thank you, sorry or please, instead say anytime for you.