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A Mail for a job opening in a "YO" type startup that asked for everything from a great subject line, a different cover letter with complete work-ex and research and an outstanding reason for why they should hire 'ME' ..
and I did the same
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NON CLICHE SUBJECT LINE:

'Not an android developer'.
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Hi Team/HR/Whosoever is reading,

COVER LETTER WRITTEN:

In the century of open letters what is the need of a cover letter.
Anyways:

I am 'special26' with 2.8+ years experience in doing the same stuff millions of times.

WORK EX ATTACHED:

Have deliberately cracked down more apps,websites and services than jokes on Santa and Banta. I am called the cruel 'GABBAR' for the same.

Have analyzed client requirements with more scrutiny than the intensity with which 'Mandar' checks out a new girl in hunter.

THE UN-UN RESEARCHER:

I have a PhD in research from IIN. Hope that will make hell lot of a difference. I have never thought of working for an online startup.
But I am doing it out of philanthropy. I dreamt that you guys need me soooo badly more than 'Thakur' needed his right hand 'Ramlal' ; well what about the left? Will let you know once I join.

THINGS YOU SHOULD DO

Please open the attachment and read the 2 pager documentary on my life. I am sure you wouldn't find anything happening there. Its a piece of paper and its not as creative and fresh as me.

So come back and speak to me on 9 # # # # # . Whatsapp you can,as well. Mails though I hope not can go in thrash.

So finally

Welcome,
To the hiring process,
An uncommon applicant,
'Chulbul' Pandey.

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