I m proud 2 b an GPL Product :-)

इस पेज से जुड़ने के लिए आप सभी का धन्यवाद.
हम इस पेज के माध्यम से सभी राजकीय पॉलीटेक्निक लखनऊ के आप सभी लोगों को एक सूत्र में जोड़ने का प्रयास कर रहे है।
इस प्रकिया में आप सभी का सहयोग अपेक्षित है।
कमेंट में गूगल फॉर्म का लिंक है, जिसमें कुछ जानकारियाँ भरकर आपको सबमिट करना है।
आप सब से सहयोग की अपेक्षा है।
धन्यवाद।

One of the most interesting stories of Placements at IIT. [A Must Read]

Time: Dec 2007 - The batch which graduated right before 2008-2009 recession.
Situation: 3 days have been passed since placement started.
Location: IIT Kanpur.

I was working on my start-up at Incubation centre, was not interested in getting a job. Our daily schedule was like start working at about 4 PM and work till 5 AM before having some samosas and tea at MT to end the day. The morning used to be at lunch time when half of the day's placements were over.

Placement Day 3 - About 5 PM

Senior - I heard placements have started. Aren't you sitting in placements ?
Me- Nah, I don't want to take a job. Will continue with start-up.
Senior- That's ok but I suggest you take a back-up job. Market is going down and may collapse in coming months.
Me - OK, but I haven't attended most of the Pre Placement Talks and therefore I am not eligible to sit in placements.
Senior- Well ... figure out something.
Me- Yes.

I spent rest of the evening to find a loophole in hacking into Placement Office site and marked myself attended in all !!

(In hostel wing - at one of the wingmate's room- about 9 PM after dinner)

Me- I am sitting in placement. What you guys are doing for preparation ?
Wingmate- Prepare from aptitude test first, this is a book you can read.

It was a bulky book, I guess for CAT or some other exam preparation. I tried to study it but it was so boring that I caught asleep.

Placement Day 4 - About 8 AM

(In mess - Me with other wingmate)
Me- Which company is coming today.
Wingmate2- Deloitte is coming, there is a test at 8.30
Me - cool

(Deloitte test In hall 7- a lecture hall with capacity of 500+ students. There were 2 options of departments given to candidates and of course I didn't have an idea)
Me (to neighbour)- Hay, what does option 1 and option 2 means ?
Neighbour - Option 1 means (something technical) and option 2 no idea.

I opted for option 2 and got selected for interview. Next was Cisco test at 1 PM and I was also selected by a Automobile company for interview.

(At L4 for Cisco test with some CSE guys, chatting )

Me - I have got interview call from Deloitte for option 1 and I don't know what it means.
Cse Guy - It means (Something related to information security)

The bulb switched on !!! I did my BTP in encryption related stuff, which was first of it's kind in my college. I skipped the exam and headed to CC - nearest place to access my BTP report to brush-up all the concepts.

(About 5 PM, sitting in interview room. I was the last guy to interviewed)

Interviewer1 - Hi, how are you ?
Me - I am good, thanks. It was a long day.
Interviewer1 - It's only 5 and we have a shift till 8 in office, how will you work with us ?
Me- (poker faced) Actually I woke up very early in the morning today.
Interviewer2 - (ignoring what I said) Your B.Tech project looks interesting. Why don't you tell us more about it ?

(I explained my BTP and they looked happy. They asked some other questions related to my low CPI, my start-up etc the interview went pretty smooth and then came the final question.)

Interviewer1 - That's all fine, now tell me what is the wackiest thing you have ever done ?
Me- Sir, I hacked the placement office site to become eligible in your written exam.

(Both interviewer looked at each other and laughed.)

Interviewer1 - Cool, how did you do it.
(I explained the procedure. Basically I did an XSS attack to the site to gain the db access)

The interview ended. I was chatting with some friends. The student placement Office (SPO) team person came to me and asked me-

SPO guy- What have you told these guys ?
Me- What happened ?
SPO guy- He was saying kya banda hai yaar (What a guy !)

I was very confident about my selection, but did not receive any mail till 8 PM. I was in my wing chatting to my wing-mates, a bit disappointed, looked at my phone and saw a missed call at 6 PM. I called to that number. The call was from interviewer1, I was selected and these guys were calling for a snap. I reached to SPO right before there guys were about to leave.

Life went back to usual stuff after this. In next few months market crashed and my start-up failed. I ended-up joining at Deloitte.

I will always be thankful to my senior, to give me advice that night.

(Source: Quora)

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Engineer वो है
Engineer वो है जो पक गया है
Mechanics की पढाई में
Submissions की गहराई में
Term work की चटाई में
Engineer वो है जो फस गया है
Campus Interviews के जाल में
Software Testing Companies
की चालमें
Internals और Externals की मार में
Engineer वो है जो
Lunch Time में ब्रेअक्फास्त करता है
Dinner Time में Lunch करता है
4 Am Ko Coding करते करते जूस पीता है
Engineer वो है जो पागल है
वडा पाव और Bun Omlette के प्यार में
Bird watching Ke Vichar Mein
Cd’s के Collection में
Girlfriends के Possession में
Engineer वो है जो
Semester के Starting में मज़े करता है
पल में ही पढाई करता है
Submissions हमेशा Deadlines के बाद
करता है
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If gutthi introduces engg. in comedy nights...

Gutthi-palak,
palak -engg.,
engg.-exams,
Exams - difficult ,
difficult - fail,
fail - another attempt,
another attempt -nov,
nov -may ,
may - nov ,
nov - may!

Aur phir baba ji ka thullu....

In the year1970:"Engin eer sahib
kaa ghar konsa
hai..??


Wo jo bada bangla hai, wahi rehte
hain..

In the year 2013:"Excuseme,
Yahan engineer kaa ghar konsa
hai.. ??















Abe, kisi bhi ghar me ghus jaa.
Ekk naa ekk to Hoga hi.

A Engg. Student's GF asked him:
kya exam me 1 ya 2 bar back
aanese degree ki value kam ho
jaati hai???
Engg. Student ne apni pocket se
500 ka note nikala or pucha iski
kya value h ???
GF- Rs.500
Engg. Student ne use mutthi me
mod k pucha ab ???
GF-500
Then he crushed the note with his
foot & asked again....
GF-500
Engg Student jaanu hum enGineer
bhi isi 500 k note ki tarah hote
hai, hume kitna b ragad lo hamari
value kam nhi hogi :-P

Student Ki Notebook Ke Last Page
pe Kya
Milega ??


1. ) Love % Check Krne Wala Game
2. ) Pen Ko Chalane Ke Liye Nikali
Gayi Ink
3. ) Silent Class Mein Baat Karne Ke
Liye
Likhi Gayi Batein
4. ) Exams K Liye Importants
5. ) Test Ki Dates
6. ) Cross Vs Zero Game
7. ) Dost Ne Likha Hua Crush Ka
Name Aur
Us Pe Pen Se Itna Ghisa Hua Ki Koi
Padh
Na Le..
8. ) Apna Sign With
DifferentTypes. .
.
Agree students ??