Bollywood Students

27/09/2017

14/01/2017

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The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip His Finger in urine & tasted it in his own mouth.

Then he asked the Students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but at last every one dipped their finger in urine sample & tasted it....
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them & said:
The most important Quality is 'Observation'. I dipped my MIDDLE Finger but tasted the INDEX Finger. Today you just Learn, "How to Pay Attention". All Students shouted...
saala kuttta!!!😂😂😂

04/01/2017

07/06/2016

Inspired by Housefull 3:
- Phone to iPhone Ya Blackberry hona chahiye
S2 S3 aur S4 to Train Ke Dabbe Bhi hote hai !
- Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye
Local to Mumbai ki Trains bhi hai !
- Relationship me Trust aur Pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh Kutte bhi hote hai !
- Girlfriend Passionate honi chahiye...
Caring to Nurse bhi hai !
- Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye
Bahari nikhar to Fair & Lovely bhi deti hai !
- Wife ek best friend jaisi honi chahiye Life companion to S4 bhi hota hai !
- Ladka Sensitive hona chahiye
Emotions to WhatApp mein bhi hai !
- Ladki Mein Attitude hona chahiye
Angry Toh Aaj kal Birds bhi hote hai !
- Air condition cooling dena chahiye
Hava to Lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai !
- Cable ho toh Tata Sky jaisa
Dish toh har ghar ke kitchen me bhii hote hai !
- Aadmi ko Limit mai rehna chahiye
Unlimited toh mera Data Plan bhi hai !
- Cement to Pure honi chahiye
Strong to apni Dosti bhi hai
- Zindagi Suljhi hui honi chahiye
Uljhe huwe toh baal bhi hai !
- Ladki sweet honi chahiye
Tikhi to Ramdev ki Mirchi bhi hoti hai !
- Ladka Smart hona chahiye
Ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai !
- Ladki me Sense of Humor hona chahiye
SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !
- Ladki asli me Ladki honi chahiye
Mahela toh Jaywardane bhi hai !
- Baal Swing honi chahiye
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai !
- Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye
Kyuki rotlu to Shreeshanth bhi hai !
- Bachha ek hi paida hona chahiye
Twins to Tower bhi hai !
- Exams mein fail hona chahiye
Pass to Train ka bhi hai !
- Insan me Atma Sanman hona chahiye
Jaan to aaj kal Cement men bhi hai !
- Log special hone chahiye
Aam toh Fruit bhi hota hai !
- Bathroom mein Hair Dryer hona chahiye
Towel to Sreeshanth ke paas bhi hai !
- Aadmi ko khush rehna chahiye
Udaas to Pankaj bhi hai !
- Bande ke paas Izzat honi
chahiye
Paise to Sunny Leone ke paas bhi hai !
- Gaane me Sur hona chahiye
Dard to Anu Malik ke gaane ko sun ke bhi hota hai !
- Ladka handsome hona chahiye
Cool to Talcum Powder bhi hota hai !
- Baal majboot hone chahiye
Mulayam to Yadav bhi hai !
- Ladka accha hona chahiye
Smart to Phone bhi hota hai !!!

08/06/2015

http://www.theestle.com/2015/06/06/11-clear-signs-that-your-girlfriend-is-cheating-on-you/8/

Women cheat for several reasons; some are not contented ad for others it might be the because they are just curious, perhaps they crave a bit of adventure. Whatever reason it may be, the question is .

29/11/2013

Uncle ko mila baba ji ka thulu..; ); ): p

15/10/2013

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