24/10/2024
Deadpool: (sweating) Hey, Logan! I’m in a real bind here! I need someone to do my assignments!
Wolverine looks up, unimpressed.
Wolverine: You want me to do your homework? You’ve gotta be kidding me, Wade.
Deadpool leans in closer, looking desperate.
Deadpool: Come on! I have a date with destiny—or, you know, chimichangas. I need good grades for my “secret identity”!
Wolverine sighs, rolling his eyes.
Wolverine: Fine. But this better not involve any of your crazy schemes.
Wolverine is at a desk, grumbling as he types furiously on a laptop. Deadpool peeks over his shoulder, grinning.
Deadpool: Just think of it as a teamwork exercise! You know, bonding!
Wolverine finishes the assignments, and Deadpool receives his grades—an “A” on his paper!
Deadpool: (jumping up) Yes! I’m a genius! Thanks, Logan! You’re the best!
Wolverine crosses his arms, unimpressed.
Wolverine: Don’t think this means you get to slack off next time.
Deadpool winks at the reader, holding up a phone.
Deadpool: Hey, if anyone else wants good grades like me, contact this number: +918583083574 or email [email protected]! They’re my secret weapon!
Wolverine facepalms.
Wolverine: I can’t believe I just helped you with that.
Deadpool shrugs, looking mischievous.
Deadpool: What can I say? I’m a hero in disguise!
