Ideal English High School & Junior College

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hey students!
if you have some pics of our
school, function's, sports day, or any pics related to ideal school
then send us in message
we will upload it with mentioning your name
..... :)

Height of guessing an answer......
Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.
Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....😂😂😂
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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5
Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???
Boy(😡): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun...😂😂😂
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Ek dum latest....
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👸Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge?
👴Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
👸Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe hai,Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...📖 📖 📖 😄😃😀😜
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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!😝😂⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..😝😝😛😛
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Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi
Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: "and this is called Energy......"
😖😜😉😁😃😄😓
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
Salesman Fainted 😝😝😝🎸🎸
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A Mistake which is not corrected immediately, is another Mistake..

No matter you are American or Brazilian orfrench or Spanish or German,






according to Indians you are angrej

आज का ज्ञान

अगर हम 4G के बजाए 2G लें तो
बचे हुए पैसे से सबG ले सकते हैं ।

:D

Modi Ji is the first PM
to have received
4 Padma Bhushans,
12 National Awards and
33 Sahitya Academy Awards
in just 18 months.

DISLIKE BUTTON
COMMING SOON
We earlier this morning informed you about a shocking and surprising news coming straight from the Facebook Headquarters. Mark Zuckerberg,
a day before informed to the people about his plans to implement new changes in Facebook.
Talking about the changes he even spoke about the new feature which may be soon introduced to Facebook.
A Feature which every one of us wanted and wished for.
This new feature is nothing but a button which will bring storms in many lives just by a single click. Yes its the DISLIKE BUTTON. Mark in his video has announced that upon the requests he received from people around the world he has considered to launch the DISLIKE Button
and
also informed that Facebook Team is working and Shaping to launch the button soon.

*Tied a friendship band to the my cell phone.*

Very True & An excellent Quote:

"When We Don't Understand The Lessons
At The Right Time,
Life Makes Us Understand The Same Lessons At A Wrong Time".. :)