Indus k kaminney

02/10/2014

Today I saw a boy who was EVETEASING a GIRL.
I said BHAI SATYAMEV JAYATE fir se suru ho raha
hai.
That boy Replied
tu tera kaam karna

02/10/2014

10 dead bodies Have been Found In Mumbai During Garba...

The Reason of Death Was "Aata Majha Satakli" Song

01/10/2014

Chhota Baccha: Papa Apki Shaadi
Ho Gayi??
Papa: Haan.
Baccha: Kis Se Hui?
Papa: Bewkuf Teri Mummy Se..
Baccha: Wah Papa Ghar Me Hi
Setting Kar Li.

01/10/2014

Ek naughty Bacche Se Kisine Sawal
Kiya
Billi Puch Kyu Hilati Hai?
Bache Ne Itminan Se Jawab Diya.
"Isliye Ki Puch Billi Ki Hai,
Tere Baap Ki Nahi....

30/09/2014

1 dhukhi Gf restaurant me apne Bf ke liye 1 sayari likhi-
“Phulon ka raja,
Baharon ka shehzada
Bina bill pay kiye chala gya Kutta, kamina, haramzaada..

30/09/2014

That Awkward Moment -

When U Offer Seat to Girl In Bus
And She
Thank U Bhaiya

30/09/2014

KBC Ke Pehle 4 Se 5 Questions Dekhkar Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise,
"Yeh Sawal Ka Jawaab Toh Bacha Bacha De Sakta Hai."

23/09/2014

Girl:Is Dress Ka
Kya Price Hai ?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeepr: Sirf 10 Kiss
Girl: Dono Dress Pack Kar Do,
BiLL Daadi Degi... .
:-P

23/09/2014

comments. plzz

23/09/2014

Ladka apne dost se:
tune us ladki KO propose kyu kiya uska to
b.f.Hai......??????
Zakkas reply
Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth sakta Hai,Dum
hai to
kisi ko Utha ke Betho..

23/09/2014

23/09/2014

Khatarnak insult....
Wife to husband-main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj?
abhi beauty paelour se aayi hu....
Husband-toh???
Band tha kya????