Shakti Om Model Sr. Sec. School

Summer vacations Winter tak kr ditte gaye ne. Par FEES time naal PAYTM kr dao.
Jokes apart Sare MASK pao te apni te dujeya di safety da khyal rakho.

Students k Dard ko Shakti om wale Kya Jane
School K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….

Happy New Year to all SHAKTI OMERS

After watching KICK

Student: Mere attendance ke baare me zyaada mat sochna
‘Main school me aata hoon,
Lecture main nahi..’

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.

4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
TONY of SHAKTI OM SCHOOL 🏫

1 Common Question:-
What is the Fastest thing in the World?

Student of HARVARD: Light

Student of OXFORD: Thought

Student of TEXAS: Blink of an Eye

TONY of SHAKTI OM: Loose Motion!

Because

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
‘Blink’, ‘Think’ or ‘Turn on the Light’,
It was all Over..

Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked .. SHAKTI OM Rocked..!!! 😆

*USA*
all the best or exam, Jon
thanks

*India*
Teeka laga!
dahi aur cheeni kha!
Nakal maarro!
Fail hua toh belt se pitai 😀

Father: Beta..!

Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?

Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..