14/07/2016
Check ur presence of mind.............Take d test.
relax, clear your mind and begin...........
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer:
"bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do
something else.. Try not to hurt yourself. If you
said bread, go to Question 2
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do
cows drink?
Answer:
Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't
attempt the next question. Your brain is over-
stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself
with reading more appropriate literature such as
Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed
to question 3...
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a
blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink
house is made from pink bricks and a black house
is made from black bricks, what is a green house
made from?
Answer:
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
"green bricks," why the hell are you still reading
these?? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane crashes from
20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall,
Germany at the time was politically divided into
East and West Germany) Where would you bury
the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or
"no man's land"?
Answer: You don't bury survivors, you idiot!!! If
you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you
must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors",
proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a
bus from Mumbai to Pune. In Mumbai , 17 people
get on, in Pune , 16 get off. Name the driver.
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you
remember your own name? It was YOU!!
Now pass this along to all your friends and pray
they do better than you...
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions..
share must :-)
