Trinity College Confessions nd compliments

Check ur presence of mind.............Take d test.
relax, clear your mind and begin...........
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer:
"bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do
something else.. Try not to hurt yourself. If you
said bread, go to Question 2
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do
cows drink?
Answer:
Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't
attempt the next question. Your brain is over-
stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself
with reading more appropriate literature such as
Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed
to question 3...
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a
blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink
house is made from pink bricks and a black house
is made from black bricks, what is a green house
made from?
Answer:
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
"green bricks," why the hell are you still reading
these?? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane crashes from
20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall,
Germany at the time was politically divided into
East and West Germany) Where would you bury
the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or
"no man's land"?
Answer: You don't bury survivors, you idiot!!! If
you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you
must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors",
proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a
bus from Mumbai to Pune. In Mumbai , 17 people
get on, in Pune , 16 get off. Name the driver.
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you
remember your own name? It was YOU!!
Now pass this along to all your friends and pray
they do better than you...

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions..

share must :-)

When I'll be dead.....,
Your tears will flow,..
But I won't know...
Cry for me now instead !
you will send flowers,..
But I won't see...
Send them now instead !
you'll say words of praise,..
But I won't hear..
Praise me now instead !
you'll forget my faults,..
But I won't know...
Forget them now, instead !
you'll miss me then,...
But I won't feel...
Miss me now, instead
you'll wish...
you could have spent more time with me..
Spend it now instead !!
Moral......
"Spend time with every person around you, your
family, friends and loved ones. Make them feel
Special, Because you never know when time will
take us away from them forever".
Life is too short.
Love all and Forgive all.
Strength grows when we dare
Unity grows when we pair
Love grows when we share
Relationships grow when we care....!
:) ^_^

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Sometimes the person who made us believe in love will end up being the reason we don't believe it anymore.
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Me- aunty ji, aapki beti mujhse pyar karti hai ;-)
Aunty- to?? :3
Me- shaadi karna chahta hu ^_^
Aunty- pyar to wo apne kutte se bhi karti hai :v
Me: ;__; :(

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The sexiest thing about a girl is neither her
beauty nor her body, it is her thoughts and the
depth of her heart

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Behind every 'Attitude wale bande/bandi' there is a broken heart..

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Am i the only one who ruins my mood by
overthinking??
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:p :v

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Saying sorry would never kill your ego, it would just kill the unwanted misunderstandings. Think about it. :-)
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(send more photos, v'll post on our page )

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Someday I'm going to find someone who loves
me more than you ever claimed to have and you
won't be there to stop me from loving them back.

*Desi girl at bank*

Clerk- yaha sign Karo

Girl- kaise?

Clerk- jaise khatt ke end main likhti ho

Girl- *Tohaar chumma ke intezaar main ,bijli* :p :D