BBA (Back Bencher's Association)

दुनिया में तीन तरह के लोग होते हैं …

Uneducated
Educated, and
IIN Pass out

Modi to Kejriwal – Wi-Fi kab se chalu hoga?










Kejriwal – Bas ‘Acche din’ aate hi… :-P :-D

This is deadly.

Sardar was driving car very fast.
Trafic police caught him.
Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.
Police-without Teacher?
Sardar-ya,i m from IIN…

During a heart transplant.
Doctor: S**t
Nurse: what happened.
D: My mobile network is gone.
N: So?
D: I don’t know what to do next.
N: Why.
D: I’m from IIN.
Nurse behosh…

Interviewer: Where did you graduate from?
Candidate: IIN
Interviewer: How many doors are there in this room
Candidate: Two
Interviewer: Choose any one to get out.

MBBS Professor:
The S***m is made up of Glucose, the same
material Sugar is made of.
A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"
Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops. ???????
Then Professor's reply was also a Medical
master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are
located on the tip of your Tongue and not at
the end of your Throat

#...Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself..

Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fu**ed.

#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?

What the F**k! and What a F**k!

#...3 people having s*x is a th*****me, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

#...Practical thought:

A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.

Engineering is not just a degree,




















It teaches you
how to live life like a WARRIOR....

"Happy winters" to -
married peoples





and for singles "-
keep Using Facebook
inside your blanket on your smartphones"

Awesum fact...


Colleges and school ko log"swarg"bolte he....

Hmmm....


tabhi toh bujurg log kehete hai ke
"Jodiya SWARG me banti hai"

This is student's life
- Hard subjects which cannot be studied.
- Easy subject that doesnt need to be studied