Godfather

I alwayz thought i had sum place in their heart whom i loved, but everytime i was wrong........ i was just like a candle , whenever needed i was BURNT

Classic insult
At a dance party,
boy-will u dance with me?

girl-main bacche k sath nahi nachti

Boy-so sorry !.Mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap pregnent hai.

"All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense."

Boy : Do u wanna go out with
me?
Girl : Nahhhhhhhhhhhh
Boy : Did u hear what i just said?
Girl : Yea
.....Boy : What did i say?
Girl : Do you want to go out with
me?
Boy :Yes :D

now see guyz who r the godfather