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Wat if freedom251 paynow button is actually refresh button?? :v

Wishing everyone a happy and joyous engineers' day :)

अगर मोदी जी ये कह दे
की
"किसी आतंकवादी को पकड़ कर
लाने पर
सरकारी नौकरी दी
जाएगी







तो यकीन मानिए अपने देश के लडके 24 घंटे में
पूरा
पाकिस्तान साफ कर देंगे
_ई_राँग नबंर है :-D

Dr. professor Iquaraj Nabi Khan sir exits and b.tech 6th semester result declares.. :)
wish u all the very best b.tech 6th semester aspirants ... share your results mates :)

Hardly does a country get a President of such devotion, intellect and knowledge. India was lucky to have you, sir. _/\_
R.I.P A. P. J. Abdul Kalam sir .. ;(

b.tech 3rd sem result declared :(

B.Tech 4th sem result declared

|Being Engineer| *A Must Read*
I have met many people who underestimate an engineer.
They should know that Engineer cannot be judged by his
grades or the views his HOD have for him . There are many
qualities that an engineer posses, but might not found in his
CV. Below are few of those qualities that gives the engineer
an extra edge.
Career Scope-
An engineer can become software developer, bank manager,
IAS officer, Business manager or even a BPO assistant.
Values-
There won't be anything called "Hot chick" in engineering
college hence they understand their value and start
respecting every girl.
Working under pressure-
Even though he (might have) never experienced "one night
stand" ever but he knows how to survive examinations via
"one night studies"
Determination-
Engineers love to sleep, but they never go to bed early.
Nights are not made to be spent sleeping, lecture are.
Meticulous-
Engineers are not lazy they are just highly motivated to
procrastinate.
Kindness-
Engineers love everybody, apart from their faculty, project
head, Deans, scientists, new boyfriend of their ex-girl friends,
authors of their curriculum books, power cutoffs and slow
internet.
Team Work-
Team Projects and group seminars might have failed to teach
them this quality but mass-bunks and proxy attendance will
surely teach the value of team work.
Maturity-
Engineers get to know that world is full of dishonest people,
when they join the college just because they have read the
words like lavishing infrastructure, supporting faculty, 100%
placements in their college brochures. Also when they get to
know that girl's photo they saw on brochure doesn't exist.
Network and relations-
None of the relatives or any friend's mom ask them before
but once they graduate everyone calls them at their home
(so that they can fix their table fans, mixers or radio
transistors).
They recognize people with the mobile phone they carry and
their laptop configurations rather than their names or faces.
Fast learning-
Even highly qualified faculty might have failed in teaching
them a topic, but he will remember every word of it when his
friend dictates it before entering the examination hall.
Learn by Fun-
Playing tic tac toe during class, late night counter strike
tournaments, watching T20 with friends and completing
Angry birds stages during lab sessions gave engineers more
competence than any other sport.
Sacrifice-
Two engineers saw a hot chick in mall,
First reaction: ABE dekh be, Gazab !!
Second reaction: Abey, jaane de yaar aukat ke bahar hai.
Engineers also sacrifice their clean shaved look, to look more
hard-working during exams for self motivation.
Resource managements-
Engineers know that a 3G connection and 4Gb pen drive is
the first requirement before preparing for practical exams.
Engineers know the value of every single bar in Wifi
connectivity symbol and phone batteries.
Staying Healthy-
Engineers never compromise with their health, they stay fit
and immune due to regular dosage of maggi and backed-
samosa. Having food at Punjabi dhaba and tea at extra-
(un)hygienic Gumti is the part of their diet.
Engineering is not just a degree... it teaches you the way of
living life like a warrior. Engineering gives a perception and
attitude. It teaches you the survival.
Next time you meet an engineer, show some respect… don't
ask his grades, instead offer a friendly hi-five or a Buddy-
Punch.
SHARE this message if you are proud of being an ENGINEER.

IMPORTANT UPDATE-
Result Of B.Tech IV Sem Main/Back/Old Back Exam 2014 Is About To Be Declared. Please Follow Our Page For More Information.

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Important NEWS For B.Tech IV Sem Results-
Hello Friends
Due To Holidays At RTU Kota, There Has Been A Delay In Releasing The Results Of B.Tech IV Sem.
Hopefully Result will Publish After 06/10/14.

Now, its tym to write ur valuable feedbacks to fu***ng RTU.
Source: RTU updates

B.tech 3rd sem result Is expected to be declared in 2-3 days. :( :'(

B.tech 2nd & 4th sem time tables are available on rtu site :(