Royal Bunkers

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She: Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte
Ho ??
Me: Bolo Kya Karna Hai !
She: Chand Todkar La Sakte Ho ??
Me: Fir EID Kya Tere Baap Ke Takle
Ko Dekhkar Manayegein.
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She - Muje Wolverine dekhni hai !
Me - Par tu to aise movie dekhti
nai thi ??
She - Nahi mujhe dekhna hai koi
itne bade nails bina nail polish
lagaaye kaise rakh sakta hai !!
Me -
*This time I blocked her*
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At night,
She : Tu soya hai?
Me : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..! xD
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She: Have a good day..!
Me: No thank u I like Parle G
more..!
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Ek raat 2 baje bahot tez baarish
ho rahi
thi...


Ghar ki ghanti baji to aadmi ne
gehri neend se uth kar
darwaazakhola...


Darwaaze par bheege huye
Pappu ji khade the..
Pappu ji ne aadmi se request
ki:" plz dhakka laga doge
kya.. ??

Aadmi neend me tha isiliye
mana kar ke andar aa gaya...
Lekin phir usse guilty feel
hua..
Usne socha baarish mein koi
meri help na karta to.. ??
Woh utha, darwaaza
khola aur uss ne awaaz lagaai:"
Kya
tumhe ab bhi dhakka chahiye
Pappu.. ?? .
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Awaaz aayi:" HAAN"


Man:" Theek hai , lekin tum ho
kahaan.. ?? .
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Pappu bola: "YAHANGARDEN
MEIN JHULE PAR... :p :p

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske
sath
bhag rahi hu!





Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono
bach gye.





Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!
Baap : nahiiiiiii

Aunty:- "Are Beta Tum Kitne Bade,
Ho Gaye Ho"






Me:- "Haa Aunty,
Or Koi Option Hi Nahi Tha" :p :v

New Generation..
1 Aurat ne 5 Saal k Bachy ko Cigrate Pite Dekha to bachy se Kaha:"
Kya Parents ko Maloom hai ke Tum Cigrate Peete ho ??



BACHA:"Dhuwan Chhorte hue,,,



Mohtarma! Kya aap k shohar ko maloom hai ke
aap ek gair mard se baaten kar rahi hain...???

GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti He?
BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Wo Kapde Nahi Pahnti..!



SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!. :p

Scene After a fight on facebook...

Girl : Tum to mujhe manate hi nhi ho :(

Boy : Tum kya diwali ho ?? Ya fr Holi ???

Result :
Wait 4 this




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Santa ki
tapasya se khush ho
kar Bhagwan bole-
'VAR MANGO VATS'.
Santa Prabhu !! Jaisa aap soch
rahe ho me waisa nahi hu...
'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'

DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..


Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me..............!!!! :v

Dear Girls :
Jaise 'I Love You' bolne se koi ldki gf nh ban jati...



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Waise hi..






'Bhai' bolne se koi ldka bhai nh ban jata..

Khatanak baccha!
Madam : Tu 2 din School Kyo Nahi
Aaya?

Boy: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai
Aur
Wo Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi....
Isiliye Parso Nahi Aaya..


Madam: Aur Kal ?


Boy: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye
Nikla....
Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya..
to Dekha ..........
Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi,
To
Mujhe Laga Ki Aap Bhi School Nahi
Aayengi..!:D

Husband: “ Tum Meri Kis Cheez Se
Sabse Jyada Impress Ho..?”
Life Style, Car, Bank Balance?


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Biwi: “ Tumhare Romance Se,
Tumhare
Jesa Romance Pure Mohalle Mein
Kisi
Ko Nahi Aata..! :p