Bharat Bal Vinay Mandir

School Life:
Wo Big gang of frnds
Wo boring uniforms
Wo cycle se school jana
Wo Silly fights
Wo teachers k naam rakhna
Wo Group photos
Wo homework na kar k jana
Wo roz ki pnishmnt
Wo P.T periods
Wo Rocking annual days
So many hands in a single lunch box
HORRER XAMS
Remarkable marks
Terror report card
Self parents signature
Lovable trips
Wo bachpan ka pehla pyar
Wo Summer holidays ka intezar
Wo Aakhri board Xam
Wo Farewell
Wo sab ka bichad jana..
“SCHOOL”
life is just a heaven
send to all your friends to rmember your school life once again.

Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!

Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein dar lagta tha,
aaj akele hi duniya ghum lete hai!

Pehle 1st ane k liye padhte the,
aaj kamane k liye padhte hai!

Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the,
aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai!

Pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the,
aaj dost hamare yaadon me rehte hai!

Pehle larna manana roz ka kam tha,
aaj ek bar larte he to rishte kho jate hai.

Sach me zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia,
jane kab hmko itna bda bna dia.

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche

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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?

Student Shayari:
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja,
Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai.

This PJ will destroy ur sleep..
In a bus, conductor asked for tickets
1st boy- pass
2nd boy- pass
3rd boy- pass
4th boy-








GOAL!!
Cheers!

Waqt bhi sikhata hai,
aur teacher bhi..
Par dono mein fark hota hai,
Teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai,
aur
Waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai..!!

Imagine Life without Girls

-All theater silent

-Police at rest

-Mobile companies in loss

-Gift shop in loss

All boys were university topper.

Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
Jane do Beta,
Ye Khud School aa jayega
Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai!

Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt
DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..?

Student: Last warning di jati hai ki.

Abhi bhi waqt he
“Bhaag Jaa”

If u ever start missing
Ur college days,
Ur class,
Ur friend circle,
Canteen
or
anything about college life..

Just open ur mark-sheets
Sara nasha utar jaega..

Maths teacher asked J***Y:
If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will u get?

J***Y replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends.