Hasvita Institute of Science and Technology, C.S.E 2011-2015 batch

Funny Joke of

To,
Bill Gates,
Microsoft,

From: Anonymous

Date: 1 April 2013

Subject: Problems with my new computer...

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice ...

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working.
My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer,
CPU,mouse and keyboard,but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'.
When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'.
For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'.
I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Last one Mr. Bill Gates

P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?"

Regards,

Anonymous ..

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1) DEFINE GRAMMAR , LANGUAGE AND STRINGS , KLEEN CLOSURE AND OTHER BASIC DEFINITIONS ?
2) WHAT IS AN AUTOMATA ? TYPES OF AUTOMATA WITH DIAGRAMS?
3) WHAT IS A DFA ?DRAWING DFA’S ?(SEE SEVERAL EXAMPLES)
4) WHAT IS MEANT BY NFA? DRAWING NFA’S?(SEE SEVERAL EXAMPLES)
5) DIFFERENCES BETWEEN NFA AND DFA ?
6) CONVERSION BETWEEN NFA AND DFA (WITH AND WITHOUT EPSILON)
( SEE SEVERAL EXAMPLES)
7) MINIMISATION OF A FSM AND EQUIVALENCE OF TWO FSM’S?
8) WHAT IS A MEALY MACHINE ? DRAWING MEALY?(SEVERAL EXAMPLES)
9) WHAT IS A MOORE MACHINE?DRAWING MOORE?(SEVERAL EXAMPLES)
10) CONVERSION MEALAY TO MOORE?
11) CONVERSION MOORE TO MEALAY?
12) WHAT IS MEANT BY REGULAR EXPRESSION AND IDENTITY RULES?
13) CONVERSION OF RE TO FA (SEE EXAMPLES) ?
14) CONSTRUCTING FA FOR GIVEN RE ? (SEE EXAMPLES)?
15) PUMPING LEMMA AND ITS APPLICATIONS ?
16) APPLICATIONS OF RE AND FA?
17) CONSTRUCTIONG REGULAR GRAMMAR FROM RE ?
18) CONSTRUCTION OF FA FROM REGULAR GRAMMAR?
19) CONVERSION OF LEFT-LINEAR GRAMMAR TO RIGHT – LINEAR AND VICE – VERSA? (SEE EXAMPLES)
20) WHAT IS MEANT BY CFG AND MINIMIZATION OF CFG ?
21) CNF AND GNF (NORMAL FORMS) ?
22) PROPERTIES AND APPLICATIONS OF CFL AND CFG?
23) DEFINE PDA WITH NEAT DIAGRAM ?
24) DRAWING PDA (SEE SEVERAL EXAMPLES)?
25) CONVERSION OF CFG TO PDA (SEE EXAMPLES)?
26) DEFINE TURING MACHINE WITH DIAGRAM? TYPES ?
27) DRAWING TM ? (SEE EXAMPLES)?28) CHURCH’S HYPOTHESIS ?
29) COMPARISION BETWEEN FM , PDA AND TM?
30) EXPLAIN CHOMSKY’S HIREARCHY ?
31) UNIVERSAL TURING MACHINE ?
32) CLASSES OF P AND NP PROBLEMS ?
33) DECIDABILITY AND UNDECIDABILITY OF PROBLEMS ?
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