School Ki Woh Galliyan

Red Velvet Ice Creams!

PATIENT to Nurse: 'I Love You'..
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya".
NURSE : "chal jhoota ,

Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai.." :p

Patient: ;__;

Life:
1. Wake up
2. Check Whatsapp
3. Check Gmail
4. Check Twitter
5. Check FB
6. Check Instagram
7. Keep repeating 2,3,4,5,6
8. Sleep

*He did Everything to Impress Her*
*She: Awww..You are so Sweet..I wish I could have a Brother like You*
*Sets Himself on Fire*

Innocent trick:
Kid 2 Mom- 10 Rs dena, bahar ek garib ko dene hain.
Mom- Kahan he Garib?
Kid- Bechara Bahar dhup me Kulfiyan Bech raha hai

1 Girl ne 1 chote se bacche k gaal pe
kiss kiya…





GIRL-Oh sorry,
tumhare gaal me lipstick lag g*i..







Baccha- Kuch accha karne se,
agar daag lagte h to daag achE hai. . .

Janwaron Ki Party Me Chuha wisky Pi K Tunn Tha


Billi:-
Aaj Party Na Hoti T0 Mai Tuje Kha Jati


Chuha:-
Chali Ja...Maine kaha Chali ja
Nahi T0 Log Kahenge Ki Pi K Aurat Pe Hath Utha Dya.

Topiary Gardens & Landscape

Girl saw her bf with another girl holding hands.

Girl msged him !
.
Girl : Where r u?
.
Boy : I m at home !
.
Girl : Ohh ok well I saw your twin, same like you with someone else.
Hahaha! And he is behind me.
.
Boy looked at her and felt ashamed then he msged her!
.
Boy : Its me, I'm so sorry,I swear I would
never do that ag*in! Your trust made me feel proud to have
you in my life. I'll be yours only!
.
Girl : Thats ok but I am stupid to love you ag*in but not an idiot enough to trust you ag*in!
.
Boy : Well I will try my best to win your trust ag*in.
.
Boy left the other girl.


A relationship all depends on trust,
if someone trusts you blindly never ever prove them blind.

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?


Wife : Mall me g*i thi, shopping karne.


Husband : Kya kya liya?


Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies..

Paper of 5th Class!
Write n essay about ur MOTHER in 200 words. Given time half an hour.
Rahul finished the paper in first minute itself. He just wrote one sentence, but he got full marks.
That one sentence was:











"Any combination of 26 alphabets can never explain my MOTHER"