School Ki Woh Galliyan

School Ki Woh Galliyan

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Red Velvet Ice Creams!
PATIENT to Nurse: 'I Love You'..
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya".
NURSE : "chal jhoota ,
Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai.." :p
Patient: ;__;
Life:
1. Wake up
2. Check Whatsapp
3. Check Gmail
4. Check Twitter
5. Check FB
6. Check Instagram
7. Keep repeating 2,3,4,5,6
8. Sleep
*He did Everything to Impress Her*
*She: Awww..You are so Sweet..I wish I could have a Brother like You*
*Sets Himself on Fire*
Innocent trick:
Kid 2 Mom- 10 Rs dena, bahar ek garib ko dene hain.
Mom- Kahan he Garib?
Kid- Bechara Bahar dhup me Kulfiyan Bech raha hai
1 Girl ne 1 chote se bacche k gaal pe
kiss kiya…
GIRL-Oh sorry,
tumhare gaal me lipstick lag g*i..
Baccha- Kuch accha karne se,
agar daag lagte h to daag achE hai. . .
Janwaron Ki Party Me Chuha wisky Pi K Tunn Tha
Billi:-
Aaj Party Na Hoti T0 Mai Tuje Kha Jati
Chuha:-
Chali Ja...Maine kaha Chali ja
Nahi T0 Log Kahenge Ki Pi K Aurat Pe Hath Utha Dya.
Topiary Gardens & Landscape
Girl saw her bf with another girl holding hands.
Girl msged him !.
Girl : Where r u?.
Boy : I m at home !.
Girl : Ohh ok well I saw your twin, same like you with someone else.
Hahaha! And he is behind me..
Boy looked at her and felt ashamed then he msged her!.
Boy : Its me, I'm so sorry,I swear I would
never do that ag*in! Your trust made me feel proud to have
you in my life. I'll be yours only!.
Girl : Thats ok but I am stupid to love you ag*in but not an idiot enough to trust you ag*in!.
Boy : Well I will try my best to win your trust ag*in..
Boy left the other girl.
A relationship all depends on trust,
if someone trusts you blindly never ever prove them blind.
Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?
Wife : Mall me g*i thi, shopping karne.
Husband : Kya kya liya?
Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies..
Paper of 5th Class!
Write n essay about ur MOTHER in 200 words. Given time half an hour.
Rahul finished the paper in first minute itself. He just wrote one sentence, but he got full marks.
That one sentence was:
"Any combination of 26 alphabets can never explain my MOTHER"

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Timeline photos 25/08/2015

Red Velvet Ice Creams!

25/08/2015

PATIENT to Nurse: 'I Love You'..
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya".
NURSE : "chal jhoota ,

Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai.." :p

Patient: ;__;

25/08/2015

Life:
1. Wake up
2. Check Whatsapp
3. Check Gmail
4. Check Twitter
5. Check FB
6. Check Instagram
7. Keep repeating 2,3,4,5,6
8. Sleep

Timeline photos 25/08/2015
25/08/2015

*He did Everything to Impress Her*
*She: Awww..You are so Sweet..I wish I could have a Brother like You*
*Sets Himself on Fire*

25/08/2015

Innocent trick:
Kid 2 Mom- 10 Rs dena, bahar ek garib ko dene hain.
Mom- Kahan he Garib?
Kid- Bechara Bahar dhup me Kulfiyan Bech raha hai

25/08/2015

1 Girl ne 1 chote se bacche k gaal pe
kiss kiya…





GIRL-Oh sorry,
tumhare gaal me lipstick lag g*i..







Baccha- Kuch accha karne se,
agar daag lagte h to daag achE hai. . .

25/08/2015

Janwaron Ki Party Me Chuha wisky Pi K Tunn Tha


Billi:-
Aaj Party Na Hoti T0 Mai Tuje Kha Jati


Chuha:-
Chali Ja...Maine kaha Chali ja
Nahi T0 Log Kahenge Ki Pi K Aurat Pe Hath Utha Dya.

Timeline photos 25/08/2015

Topiary Gardens & Landscape

25/08/2015

Girl saw her bf with another girl holding hands.

Girl msged him !
.
Girl : Where r u?
.
Boy : I m at home !
.
Girl : Ohh ok well I saw your twin, same like you with someone else.
Hahaha! And he is behind me.
.
Boy looked at her and felt ashamed then he msged her!
.
Boy : Its me, I'm so sorry,I swear I would
never do that ag*in! Your trust made me feel proud to have
you in my life. I'll be yours only!
.
Girl : Thats ok but I am stupid to love you ag*in but not an idiot enough to trust you ag*in!
.
Boy : Well I will try my best to win your trust ag*in.
.
Boy left the other girl.


A relationship all depends on trust,
if someone trusts you blindly never ever prove them blind.

25/08/2015

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?


Wife : Mall me g*i thi, shopping karne.


Husband : Kya kya liya?


Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies..

25/08/2015

Paper of 5th Class!
Write n essay about ur MOTHER in 200 words. Given time half an hour.
Rahul finished the paper in first minute itself. He just wrote one sentence, but he got full marks.
That one sentence was:











"Any combination of 26 alphabets can never explain my MOTHER"

25/08/2015

In an interview,
Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr­rr…😯
Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!😡
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp…😞

25/08/2015

Engineering student:" mujhe
sanskrit sikha do🙏


Pandit:" kyon ??😯


Eng. Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai, swarg me kaam ayegi..☺


Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ??😄


Engineering student:" Galiya
dene mein toh PH.D ki hai chutiye.

Timeline photos 24/08/2015

Awesome Colorful Roses

24/08/2015

Whenever I try to study,
My phone is like
"I'M ALL YOURS BABY, IDHAR DEKHO! "

24/08/2015

When You get attracted to
someone
You realize What is Love
But
When Dat Someone starts
Avoiding You Dn you realize What is Life...

Timeline photos 24/08/2015

Woah.. Such a cute couple Riteish & Genelia Deshmukh

24/08/2015

When You get attracted to
someone
You realize What is Love
But
When Dat Someone starts
Avoiding You Dn you realize What is Life..

24/08/2015

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart.

24/08/2015

Best Sacrifice:
Sometimes we decide to stop talking to some1,
Not bcoz they don't care for us,
But bcoz we find that they are Happier without Us...

24/08/2015

Why Do Girls Prefer Arrange Marriages?






Bcoz an Unknown Namuna Is
Better Than A Well Known Kameena

24/08/2015

The person who loves u truly will trouble u more.
But when u drop a tear she/he will fight with the world to stop ur tears.
Love them who loves you truly

Timeline photos 24/08/2015

Promise Ring Designs You Will Fall In Love With

24/08/2015

The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging, and you have to act like you don't care at all.

24/08/2015

When a girl is in love.
You can see in her eyes-
When a boy is in love You can see in his smile

24/08/2015

M=(Mom)
U=(U Live)
M=(Many)
M=(More)
Y=(Years)
Maa ki lambi umar k liye Hit Like

24/08/2015

Hardest thing ever,




Is








Controlling your laughter at serious times..

24/08/2015

There is always...













one person in a relationship who loves more, cares more, cries more, get hurt most & even forgives more !!
Agree?

23/08/2015

Cute relationship is...

when someone is angry with
you
and says "I will never talk to you"
And later comes back to
you to just inform you:
"I am still
angry"

23/08/2015

Never make anyone
"very special"
in your life.....

Because

When they "change",
You don't "hate" them
.
Instead you start
"HATING" yourself ...!!

Timeline photos 23/08/2015

23/08/2015

I trust you” is a better compliment than “I love you” because you may not always trust the one you love, but believe me, you can always love the person you trust for the rest of your life.

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