United College of Engineering Research - Greater Noida study

Hlo

Aaj dosti se bharosa uth gya mera.. :/










Aaj apne hi dost ne class me keh diya.. :(













Phadne de yarrrrr.... ;)

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Preity Chinda
Hi

I wanted a lil info from you guys..
One of my cousins who appeared for UPTU plans to take up this college.
Need feedback on the placement scenario for IT/CSE/EC branches.
And also regarding the other facilities like hostel and other stuff pertaining to this branch in greater noida!!

Advice Pls!!

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur
bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??


Doctor:" 300 rupees..


Engineer:" Chale Dr Sahab.. ??


Dr ne bike nikali
engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye


Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??

Engineer:" Mareez koi nahi hai pagal,




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United offers plenty of club and societies to polish the specific skill and the interest of the students. The students association encourages the students to stay involved with such clubs to enhance their out-of-the-book knowkege about subjects and impart a sense of confidence when faced with real world challenges. The student association at United offers various such clubs like 'ELECTRUM' which is the Electrical and electronics society, the CS & IT society, Mechanical society, HR club and the finance club. Non academic oriented clubs like SPIC-MACAY and Fine Arts society is also on the verge of introduction.

Prove that 2/10=2

Japanese student: Wrong question.

Pakistani student: No Way.

American student: It's strange, how is it possible?

Indian Engineering student solved it:
Two / Ten = wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter

So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2

Maths ka itihaas hi hila daala =xD

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Btao ya kon sa tense he?
"Me Nach rha hu,
Tum Nach rhe ho,
Wo Nach rhi he..
hm sb Nach rhe he,

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