SHer bHi tU cHeEtA bHi tU.

वो शक्स न मिला जिसे मांगा खुदा से
आस क्या अब हम लगाऐंगें दुवा से
कातिलाना नजर रखता यार मेरा
अब कही मर ही न जाऐ हम बला से
मौत तो आ ही रही है पास मेरे
जो दिल लगा ही लिया हैं बेवफा से
जान लेलो या फिर मुझे मार डालो
तंग हुँ मैं न मिलने वाली वफा से
मौत तो आयी तु आने से पहीले
फायदा क्या अब तुम्हारे इस दवा से...
with love

Marnewale to Ek Din,
Bin Bataye Mar Hi Jate Hain..!!


Lekin..



Wo Log Toh Roz Marte Hain,


Jo Kisi Ko Khud Se Zyada Chahte
Hain..!!

Woh Samajhti Hai Ke Jeene Ka
Shauk Hai Mujh Ko...

Aur!

Main Toh Iss Aas Pe Zinda Hoon, Ki
Marna Kab Hai.....!!!

Mr Smart : Barman! Bring everyone a drink because when I'm drinking, I want everyone to drink and enjoy!


(Barman obeys)

Mr Smart : Barman! bring everyone BBQ chicken wings because when I'm eating, I want everyone to eat!

(barman obeys).

.

People began to chant and celebrate him.


"Mr Smart ! Mr Smart ! Mr Smarty ! Mr Smarty !"



Mr Smart : Barman! Bring everyone their bill cos when I'm paying, iI want everyone to pay!

A Boy texts a girl.

Boy: Hey !

Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?

Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world..

Girl: Aww How cute !





Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m textingU !

Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt
book?



Me: Mam, I lost it While
fighting with students who said dat you are not
the most beautiful
teacher in this college.




Teacher : Chal Hat Badmash,
Next week tak de Dena (blushing)

Kapil & His Girl Friend..

Kapil : Kya khaya aaj dinner mein?

GF : Tumhe bas yehi baatein karni aati hai!

Kapil : Ok.. To teh batao.. how shuold RBI fight these inflationary
trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?



GF : Hmmmm .. Daal chawal and aloo ki sabji!

ek shadi shuda aadmi or ek
kuwari ladki ka affair chal raha
tha.....

ek din wo date pe gaye...
bahut samay ek dusre k sath bitaya.....

fir aadmi ne ghar jate
waqt apne jute or pant mitti me
ragde....
jab wo ghar gaya tab..... .
biwi -itni der kaha the tum..?

husband -mein tumse kch
chupana ni
chahta hun. mera aik afair chal raha he or me
date pe gaya tha.



biwi (pant &jute dekh kar)-juthe, football khel ke aye ho na....

Boy- Hey
Girl- Today I wanna tell you those 3 magical
words..
Boy- Oh, Wow, tell me fast..
I have been waiting for them!










Girl- Babaji Ka Thullu

सोचता हूँ कभी तेरे दिल में उतर के देख लूं,
कौन है तेरे दिल में जो मुझे बसने नहीं देता...