Proud to be an Engineer

hate Pakistan and Terror no Face

i have Pakistan Awami Tehreek • Minhaj ul Quran • Dr Tahir-ul-Qadri and this type of GROUPLOVE

Doc. nd engg. loved da same gal..
Doc. gives her a rose
Bt engg. gives her an apple daily.
Dr. asks- y??
Engr- AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC AWAY!!!
Enginr Rocks

A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn't u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warning

Engineer to rikshawala : Are o
bhai khali
ho kya??????



Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali
hoon
sahab....



.
Engineer : Aao Chalo Phir
kuch sochte h ..

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-





Dekh - dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
Tumhare sath padhti hai,





1st aayi hai.






Boy- Dekh - dekh kya dekh??


Usi ko dekh - dekh ke to fail hua hu..

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.

ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.

Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le

Santa was driving car very fast.
Traffic police caught him.
Santa - Sir, I am learning driving.
Police - Without Teacher?
Santa - Yes, I am from IIN.

Faridabad ka ho gya h bura hall pucho mat bas koi sawal

engineer are superb Power India