Vernier -Marks Snatcher

Vernier: Sari class kahan ja rhi hai?
Students:Sir, arts ke sath arrangement hai B section me ja rhe hai.
Vernier:Arey apni class me baith kr padh lo arts me jaoge toh tumhara QI kam ho jayega
Students:😂😂😂

STUDENT :What is the effect on magnet being put in water????
VERNIER: (after thinking a minute ).......


Gili ho jaegi 😁
STUDENT : lol

: In the given diagram what is the charge at point B? Ha yeh yeh batayaga!
Innocent student: + hoga
: Beta answer de mere beti ka blood group mat bata.

Teacher is that candle who burns himself so that others can get light





Aise post daalne walon ki atma tumhe kbhi maaf nhi karegi 😂😂😂

Vernier once asked air hostess
"You're beautiful "
She replied: tell me something that I don't know.
Vernier asked: what is bernaulli principle???




Bas phir kya aaj tak single hai :P

VERNIER: Define Energry???
STUDENT: Sir, pura nhi ata, thoda sa last ka ata hai, bas
VERNIER: Jitna ata hai utna batao??? STUDENT:"and this is called energy"
VERNIER: bhaag bc . . . vernier shocked student rocked

*sir checking maths paper*
Me : sir steps ke toh marks de do?
Sir : beta sum solve kiya hai ya mujra? Jo steps ke marks doon!

Aaj to azad ho gya par













se hume azadi kaun dilayega :'(

Vernier: which activity convert mechanical energy into sound and heat energy
all the students are thinking........
after few second a sound slap was heard
then vernier says:






"That's the activity."

Vernier period kese goal krta h...??

Pehle baccho pr nazar rkhega
Agr koi baat nhi kr rha to
Whi khda hokar dekhta rhega..

2-3 baar bahar jyega....
Firr dekhega bacche baat to ni kr re..

Jese hi bacchon ne baat krni start ki

Vernier goli...!!

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Cheetah Ki Chaal, Baaz Ki Nazar, Aur




Vernier ke padhaye par kabhi sandeh nhi kartey :P :P :P