Vernier -Marks Snatcher

27/01/2017

Vernier: Sari class kahan ja rhi hai?
Students:Sir, arts ke sath arrangement hai B section me ja rhe hai.
Vernier:Arey apni class me baith kr padh lo arts me jaoge toh tumhara QI kam ho jayega
Students:😂😂😂

15/07/2016

STUDENT :What is the effect on magnet being put in water????
VERNIER: (after thinking a minute ).......
Gili ho jaegi 😁
STUDENT : lol

15/07/2016

: In the given diagram what is the charge at point B? Ha yeh yeh batayaga!
Innocent student: + hoga
: Beta answer de mere beti ka blood group mat bata.

26/05/2016

Teacher is that candle who burns himself so that others can get light


Aise post daalne walon ki atma tumhe kbhi maaf nhi karegi 😂😂😂

11/03/2016

Vernier once asked air hostess
"You're beautiful "
She replied: tell me something that I don't know.
Vernier asked: what is bernaulli principle???

Bas phir kya aaj tak single hai :P

25/02/2016

VERNIER: Define Energry???
STUDENT: Sir, pura nhi ata, thoda sa last ka ata hai, bas
VERNIER: Jitna ata hai utna batao??? STUDENT:"and this is called energy"
VERNIER: bhaag bc . . . vernier shocked student rocked

17/02/2016

*sir checking maths paper*
Me : sir steps ke toh marks de do?
Sir : beta sum solve kiya hai ya mujra? Jo steps ke marks doon!

08/02/2016

26/01/2016

Aaj to azad ho gya par
se hume azadi kaun dilayega :'(

20/01/2016

Vernier: which activity convert mechanical energy into sound and heat energy
all the students are thinking........
after few second a sound slap was heard
then vernier says:
"That's the activity."

16/01/2016

Vernier period kese goal krta h...??

Pehle baccho pr nazar rkhega
Agr koi baat nhi kr rha to
Whi khda hokar dekhta rhega..

2-3 baar bahar jyega....
Firr dekhega bacche baat to ni kr re..

Jese hi bacchon ne baat krni start ki

Vernier goli...!!

16/01/2016

&&
Cheetah Ki Chaal, Baaz Ki Nazar, Aur

Vernier ke padhaye par kabhi sandeh nhi kartey :P :P :P