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They r**e her in Delhi, they send
her to Singapore to get killed,
then
the PM comes and says that he ain't
gonna celebrate New Year due to
compassion, the media says that her
organs are all failing, the culprits
order their Biriyanis , the judges
don't know whether they are fastrack or not, the public don't know what to do cause protesting and
candle lighting have been diverted
to a constables death. Anna Hazare
and Kejriwal are missing as usual
along with Raj thackeray during a
crisis. People are still watching the
cricket match as Dabanng 2 isset to
make 200 crores. It's another day in
Paradise. Oh , in the meanwhile 16
other r**es have been reported, 5
in delhi as well. As usual nobody
cares.
Women you have no hope for
safety in this country. Save
yourselves if you can. Its upto you
to make sure It is gonna be a Happy
New Year after all :/

You All Know KBC Is Good
Business. But Have You Ever
Wondered How Well?
Let's See..
Airtel Is Charging Rs.6/- Per SMS
Sent For This Contest.
Assuming There Are Only
100Entries From
Say 10 Cities Of Some 20 Districts
And 20 States,
6(Rs. per SMS) x 100(entries) x
10(cities) x 20(districts) x
20(states) i.e. = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20
x 20 =
Rs.24, 00,000/-
Rs.24 Lakhs In Just 20 Minutes
(From People Trying For The Rs.2
Lakhs Cash Prize). :O
Imagine The Scenario If 1000
Entries Try Out From 100 Cities?
The Figure Simply Grows By 2More
Zeroes And Yields A Whopping
Rs.24 crores!
And It Does Not Stop There. In
Practice, It Could Be Another
Multiple Of 100 Or AMultiple Of
1000 On An Average.
In That Case, It Is 24 x 100 Crores
Earnings In Just 20 Minutes On
Every Episode!
And The Prize Money: A MereRs.2
Crores (And From Whose Pocket?)
X_X
Smart Business By Siddharth
Basu! And The Best Part Of The
Above Calculation Is JustThe SMS
Earning!
What About The Ad Money?:>
A Rough Annual Profit Calculation
Goes Like This:
(2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/ month) x
12 = Rs.5, 76,000 crores.
Let Even 50% Get Dissolved In
Taxes And Other Payments; Still,
You Will Be Left with
(Which Includes Even The Meagre
Rs.480 Crores Of Prize Money, i.e.,
If Êvery Episode Bags Rs.2 Crores
Prize) – Rs.2,
88,000/- Crores Profit! (Only From
SMS). 8-|
Therefore, A Very Simple Question:
"KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI?"
And Your Options Are –
A) SONY TV
B) AIRTEL
C) AMITABH BACHAN
D) SIDDHARTH BASU
Computerji, Iska Jawab Bataiye....
Answer: All FOUR!

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do not stop to check the car ,
do not operate the wiper and
do not spray any water,
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