Consortium A Society Of Civil Engineers

Boss ने सभी employees के सामने पानी मे पत्थर फैंका
ओर पूछा कि पत्थर क्यो डूब गया।
एक ही जवाब हर बार मिला
Sir पत्थर भारी है सो डूब गया।
फिर Boss ने अपने प्रिय चेले
से पूछा।
उसने बहुत सुदंर जवाब दिया
Sir, मुझे तो सिर्फ एक ही बात समझ आई
आपने जिसको छोड़ दिया, वह डूब गया ....
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*ऐसे ही चेले नौकरी में तरक्की करते हैं*
😜😜😝

This is ENGINEERING Student Life Definitions Altered grin emoticon
SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions grin emoticon
EDITING : Your report contains at least 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.
ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva grin emoticon
CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour grin emoticon
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits grin emoticon

Every Engineering student's story!!
1- SPEED :
Getting ready in 5 minutes
2- SHARING :
copying one's assignment
but in totally different way
3- PRESENTATION ON SKILLS :
Can present one answer in 5 different
ways for 5 different questions
4- EDITING :
report contains at least 5 pages
less than the person from whom
its copied.....

Happy Gandhi Jayanti my dear friends....

We Build the world(Civil)
We create the magic(CS/IT)
We move the world(Mech/Auto)
We give power to the world (EE)
We Connect the world n make it
smaller (EC/ETC).....
... We are the World and it's creators
coz
Scientists Invent d world that
already exists...
But ENGINEERS create d world dat
never existed...
Proud to be an Engineer...
Wishing a very very HAPPY
ENGINEERS DAY...

Happy Teacher's Day....