SGRR PG college election update

Vipin bhatt new PS
And surya kant new GS

Wht u all think who is btter condidate frm ABVP , NSUI, A***N ...etcc

U r my KFC n em ur MC Donald's
U r SO GOOD n em loving it

बीबी ने नमाज़ पढ़ कर हाथ उठाये और दुआ माँगे बग़ैर ही हाथ नीचे कर लिये।

शोेहर - ये क्या ? दुआ नही मॉंगी ?

बीबी - माँगने ही लगी थी कि अल्लाह आपकी तमाम मुश्किलें दूर कर देना। फिर सोचा कहीं मैं ही न निपट जाऊँ।

Search a beautiful heart,
Not a beautiful face...
Beautiful things are not always good,
But good things are always beautiful

Best relationship advice: Don't do anything you wouldn't want your boyfriend/girlfriend to do.

Ek Kanjoos Ke Ghar Mehmaan Aaye Hue The..

Kanjoos: Thanda Pioge Ya Garam...!! ??

Mehmaan : Thanda...!!!

Kanjoos : Juice Ya Coldrink...!! ??

Mehmaan : Coldrink...!!

Kanjoos : Bottle Mein Pioge Ya Glass
Mein...!! ??

Mehmaan: Glass Mein...!!!

Kanjoos : Simple glass Mein Ya Design
Wala...!! ??

Mehmaan: Design Wala...!!!

Kanjoos: Lines Wala Ya
Flowers Wala...!! ??

Mehmaan: Flowers Wala...!!!

Kanjoos : Gulaab Wala Ya Chameli Wala...!! ??

Mehmaan : Chameli Wala...!!







Kanjoos : Sorry Yaar Hamare Ghar Mein Aisa
Glass Nahi Hai....!

एग्जाम के पहले संता ने अंग्रेजी का एक निबंध याद किया
था….’
MY FRIEND’
और एग्जाम में आया …..’
MY FATHER’

पर संता घबराया नहीं…

होशियारी दिखाई और याद किए हुए निबंध में “Friend”
शब्द की जगह
“Father” लिखकर आ गया…
जिस
Examiner ने उसकी कॉपी चेक की, वह आज तक बेहोश
है… !!


संता ने लिखा…
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON.
I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS.
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE
AND SOME ARE FEMALE.
MY MOTHER IS VERY CLOSE TO MANY OF MY
FATHERS.
My UNCLE IS ALSO MY FATHER.
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR....
AND I LOVE ALL MY FATHERS BECAUSE.
Har EK FATHER ZARURI HOTA HAI

A Girl Is The One

Who Before Finding Her Love Says,
My Love Should Be A Perfect Guy
He should Love me more dan I do
He should Never Make Me Cry
He should Always Understand Me...

But after finding her Love,
So what if he is not perfect still he is best 4 me
So what if he dont Love me unconditionally, I will Love him
So what if he is not understanding me I will understand & adjust because I can't lose him...

With The Touch Of Love The World Turns Beautiful ♡♥♥