Hsss confession- top secrets

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Wife hit her husband with frying pan. .
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. .
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. .
Wife: Sorry..! . Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again.. .
Husband: What now..? .
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone...

ADMIN :

An officer asks a lady, who came with a
request for a financial support:
- What are the names of your six kids?
- Volfgang, Volfgang, Volfgang,
Volfgang, Volfgang and Volfgang.
- But how do you call them for dinner? - Simply, I call only once – Volfgang!
- But what if you want to call only one of
them?
- I call them by their last names...... HA HA :P

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A little boy was doing
his maths homework &
saying: 2+5,
the son of a bitch is 7.
3+6, the son of a bitch
is 9. His Mom: What are you
doing?
Boy: I'm doing maths
homework. Mom: this is how your
teacher taught you?
Boy: Yes.
Infuriated, Mom asked
the teacher the next
day- 'What are you teaching my son
in maths?' Teacher: Right now, we
are learning addition.
Mom: You teaching them
to say 2+ 2, the Son of
a bitch
is 4? Teacher after laughing:
What I taught them
was, 2+2, the
sum of which is 4....

#21

wtf why this page is created I don't noe no confess lol lame page!!!

ADMIN :maanida un nilamai puriginradhu...aanaal neengal dhaan confess seiya vendum enbadai thaizhmaiyudan NIYABAGAM alikirom :P LOL :P

ADMIN

"Hey, how's your face feeling?"
"Fine. Why?"

"Because it's killing me!"

#20

i miss BALASUBRAMANIAM sir a lot :( :(

ADMIN : The admin panel misses him too :(

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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:) ha ha

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ADMIN :
A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral s*x, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?"
The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."

#19

My relatn wth yew z so stupid.. I likd u n tats true.. Its yew who proposed me.. Its me who acpted.. Its she who said me tat u lovd her.. N m d one in btwn.. i askd u to leav me coz u lik her.. N stil u dint do tat.. U gav me a wrlds hpines bt u evn nw txt her sayng u lik her.. I love u n tats true n nw u hv been avoidng me sayng u r nt likng my behaviour.. Ur loosng trust on me.. i hv begged u sry.. I dunno wats gng on bt its clr tat u want to leav me nw... I still love yew.. U may b wth othr gal.. Bt i stil lov u.. Its hrtng lfe wthout u is jst unimaginry.. Bt i hv cm in btwn n m leavng.. I STILL LOVE
YOU.. Your JUNIOR

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