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Very good morning to all. Happy that we have our deadline extended up to October 2019 for Tax Audit Report..

Anyone got any idea...

Manimuthar Dam

My dad used to put his thumb impression on my mark sheet...

I asked him:
Being a Chartered Accountant, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my progress card?

My dad replied:
idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated....
😂😂

# Shared #

I attended a Party, recently, with a gathering of about 300 people and sat in the front row.
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A Lady started distributing snacks from the *back row* and unfortunately, it didn't get to us sitting in the *front row.*

Another Lady started handing out Drinks, from the *front row.* But, by then, I had already moved to the *Back row.* and, so, the drink didn't get to me.

I was irritated and stood up to leave.

But, then, I saw three ladies each with A Big Bowl of vegetable Manchurian dry. This time, I tried to be Wise by sitting in the *Middle row.* One of the Ladies started the sharing from the Front, and the second Lady started distributing from the back. When they got to the middle row where I was seated, it got over again!

Feeling frustrated, I bent my head, putting my Face in My Hands.

But, then, the third Lady tapped me and held out her Bowl.
I stretched out my Hand and guess what was in the Bowl?

*Toothpicks!!!*

Moral:

*Don’t try to Position yourself in Life. If you are doing your best, then, good things will come to you automatically sooner or later.*

*Otherwise, you will wrongfully position yourself for Toothpicks Only!!!!*😜😜😜😜😜😜😜