Barbil College

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Barbil College, Barbil College · Odisha 758035

:-What is love and explain in details ?
( 16 marks) Answer: Arts Student....... Answer: Love is life. (marks : 5 out of 16 ) Law Student...... Answer : Love is pain. ( marks : 5 out of 16 ) commerce Student...... Answer : Love is god ( marks : 5 out of 16 ) Science Student........ Answer : . . . . . - Definition: A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated - TYPES: 1 sided & 2 sided - AGE: Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age - SYMPTOMS: Tension Daydreaming Insomnia Phone Addiction - DIAGNOSIS BY: Diary Photos Mobile - TREATMENT: Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or Mother's Sandal...... (marks 16 of 16 ) Excellent !! ______________________ NOTE :- Don't ask science students , They can stretch any thing for 16 marks ! Send 2 all science students.. Science rock!! Others shocked

Aajkal ke parents BUS me bachey ko bitha k ese Bye kartey hai.
Jaise
padhney nhi videsh Yatra bhej rahey ho..
Ek hum they jo roz laat ghunsey kha kar school jate the..

Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!

4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
Santa Singh of IIN
1 Common Question:-
What is the Fastest thing in the World?
Student of HARVARD: Light
Student of OXFORD: Thought
Student of TEXAS: Blink of an Eye
SANTA SINGH of IIN: Loose Motion!
Because
Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
‘Blink’, ‘Think’ or ‘Turn on the Light’,
It was all Over..
Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked .. IIN Rocked..!!!

Socho agar MASTER Log Film banate to naam kya rakhte-
-Kabhi chalk kabhi duster
-Kabhi TET kabhi CTET
-Kaho na EXAM hai
-BSA no.1
-Ham class le chuke sanam
-Aap mujhe teacher lagne lage
-Ham aapke school me padhate hain
-Welcome to school
-Bhagna Mana Hai (school se)
-Master Bachche Aur MDM
-Padhna Hai Tere School Me
-Ek Master Do Shiksha Mitra
-Jab-Jab School Khule
-Rab Ne Bana Diya Master..
-SOME HORROR MOVIES
-Tadapta teacher
-Khooni pradhan
-Shikari BSA
-MDM ka lootera
-Checking ka chakkar

Sir: Koi bata sakta hai Bhagwan ne ladkiya kyu banayi?
Me: Hamari zindagi jhand karne ko.
After a long pause.
Sir: Aansu laa diye tere jawab ne.
Class ke baad mil Daru pite hai.

The Funniest Situation in Student Life:





When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*

cmnt fst grls...

Kabhi kabhi hum kisi se itna attached
ho jate hain
ki hum khud ko b bhul jate hain…
Us se baat karne ko tarastey hain …
Uske bare me soch kar bhi humare chehre per smile
ajati hai..
Dheere dheere hum apni importance
kho detey hain
Iska ehsaas tab hota hai jab wo shaks
humse dur Rhne lgta hai
Tab hum apni talash mei nikalte hain
Magar bohet dukhi hote hain her chij
her baat se
Phir waqt hume v seekha deta hai
Hum khud ko to wapas nhi pa sakte per haqiqat Jaan
lete hain
Ke humara dur chale jana hi behtar hai
Roz roz rone auR hurt hone se acha hai
ek bar kadwa
faisla kar lo Jo inssan humari qadar nhi kar saka
Uske sath rhna pagalpan h
Ye baat kEhna asaan hai
Per usko smjhna Boht mushkil hai
Kyu hum waqt per khud ko sambhal
nhi pate Kyu dusro ko itna importance dete hain
Ke apni pehchan bhool jate hain