Wisdom Classes

If 'APPLE' made a car , would it have 'WINDOWS' ?

Rofl

If a Vampire bites a Zombie


Does the Vampire become a Zombie
OR
Does the Zombie become a Vampire ???

its true

Below the belt :D

If you don't get Set top box till 31st March, Shweta Tiwari will start throwing Set top boxes on your face from the TV.

ENGINEER LOGIC
Interviewer: You are driving alone in your 2 seat car at night. Its raining heavily & suddenly you see 3 people waiting for bus

1. An old sick lady who is about to die.

2. Old friend who once saved ur life

3. The perfect Partner u have dreamed about

Which One Would you pick up..??

Engineering student replied :

" I would give the car keys to my old friend and ask him to take the lady to the hospital & stay behind to wait for a bus with my Dream Mate." :) ♥

true story

Lmfao

When i was little ,
sometimes I used to look at high school notes .
I wonder how they understand it !!!

Now that I m in high school ,
I know how they do it .
*THEY DON'T*

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MУ NAME IS BOND , "covalent bond"

Rishtey main hum tumhare allotrope lagte hai, naam hai diamond..

p-block se dar nai lagta sahab, d-block se lagta hai.

1 bar jo maine bond toda uske bad to main activating energy ki bhi nai sunta..

Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi ni namumkin hai..

Ye electron mujhe dede carbon..

1 chutki oxygen ki kimat tum kya jano Hydrogen Babu..

& last but not the least
Thermodynamics abhi baki hai mere dost.

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Crack d below question ..

Mr. Ryan went to the Market with his Dog..
He rode on a horse to the Market, Yet Walked...
The horse's name was victory and dog was from south africa....
What is the Name of the Dog that went to the Market??
If you Get the Answer, Your IQ is off the Hook,
This is an IAS Level Question.!!

De$!