Sir!!!!!! toda sa number bada do na,agli baar pakka launga.

Time doesn't changes anything,
it jst teaches us how to live,
witg the pain .....
My opinion its true,b'coz those memories always remain with you.....

Raam chandra keh gaya siya se...
aisa kalyug aayega.....

kahan hua tha mera janam....
aab Supreme court batayega

Four candles were talking to each other

1st-"I am PEACE, no one needs me" & it went off..
2nd-"I am FAITH, nobody believes in me" & it went off..
3rd-"I am LOVE, nobody cares for me" & it went off..
4th-"I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!"

Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. but never lose hope.
I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed :)

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

dil mein jo dard hai use dikha nahi payenge, zuban pe jo lavz hai unhe bayan nahi kar payenge,
dukh rahega to bas is bat ka ki ab hum tumse mil nahi payenge.

Maths sir: What is a 'line'?












A genius answered:
A line is a dot, Going for a walk.

seeing a cockroach on ur bed is nothing actully the real problem starts when it disappers

Whenever a boy takes any decision,,

he closes his eyes,,

thinks a lot,,

listen to his heart,,

uses his brain,,

n finally do what his girlfriend Sayz..

Waqat Ki Ho Doop Ya Ho Tez Aandiyan
Kuch Kadmo K Nishan Kabi Nahe Khote
Jinhien Yaad Kar K Muskura De Aankhein
Wo Log Door Ho Kar B Door Nahe Hote…

mai usko paane k liye bhagwan se bhi lad leta.....
ae doston!!!!!!
par fir socha,"exam ka time hai...bhagwan se panga lena theek nhi"

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he

agar 9870 # # # # # # no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna
varna insan ban jaoge

Mumbai mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful

Party hard,
drink loads,
drive like crazy,
go on dates,
1 DAY U'LL DIE!


OR


Eat healthy,
stay fit
study hard
be obedient
1 DAY U'LL DIE!