De IRISH Patriot

20/03/2023

Dis is snot funny. De very best of look to fellow paytriot de grate Donal Trump in the witch hunt

20/03/2023

The way Louise sees it. Hi**er were a hero. Bloody bolsheviks, comin over hear, pretending ta be a potato blight.

19/03/2023

So we fighted off the chem trails and winned, we busted de head off dem covid plandemic fellas, we stopped bill gates putting micro ovenchips into are childers, now were coming out of retirement to git rid of all de fakeugees. Each day, ( for a small price ) you can follow a new brave band of paytriots, who are better that de old brave paytriots, who we dont like no more.

22/10/2020

This illegal lockdown is hard on us all. But de people who makes music are feeling it worser den all of us. We hear at De Irish Patriot like nothing more dan bopping around to all de tunes we used ta hear on mammys wireless when De Golden Our usedtabeon. Larry Goggan, wat a legend, and a tru patriot. We know he wood be joining us on de frontline if holy god didn't need him up dare to play his LPs of good wholesome music.
De first lock down was very very hard on de entertainers, we don't know what dis one is going to bring. Dese too pictures was taken 6 months apart dis year. Dere music mite sound de same but even de loneliest patriot in Ireland Niall, stuck up in de back of beyond with nutting but a load of sheep and a sexually traumatised dog wood have to admit, Banarama are now a very challenging w@.

21/10/2020

21/10/2020

If you only do one thing this lock down, find someone that looks at you the way Methadone Mick looks at the cop.

21/10/2020

Fresh from her conquest last nite wid de young body builder, Gemma taked to public transport today to tell all de people dare to take off their masks. The fear in the non white, non Irish person, who no doubt doesn't mix with de Irsh people and sticks to her own kind, is easy to see. Well dun Gemma, keep up all de great patriot work 👍👍👍👏👏👏🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮

18/10/2020

Not for the first time, we here at De Irish Patriot have a news first. All de talk about de missing Dolphin in Langerland, or HealyRae county or where ever, got us talking.
On Friday we had are usual patriots meeting, to plan are next massive rally. Dis time we had it in de bauld Stevies house in Ardfinnan, de one he goes to when he is feeling alone and ascared. During de meeting, we had to stop for a few minutes cos de secretary was full of Bucky and needed to empty his bowels or whatever. He had the crayons so we couldnt keep going without him.
He comed back from de jacks, as pale as Methadone mick on a whitener, claimed a big fish in de bath axed him to top up de water.
We took no notice, said he probably found stevies bag of shrooms or something.
Turns out dat bollix stevie only went and robbed Fugus de dolphin. Ffs, de worst robber in Ireland, he's been caught robbin more times dan Niall McConnell was done for slipping one to de sheep. Now de unartful dodger robs de most famous swimming mammal in de world ??!!!!, He says he was planning on holding Fungus for a ransom, and give any money left over after his coke bill was cleared to de movement.
De tick bollix forgetted dat dolphins eat raw fish, and fed poor Fungus twice a day on filletOfish from MickeyDs.
On a seperate note, de movement is now selling fresh "salmon" fillets, 5 yoyos a bag, plenty to go around.

17/10/2020

De Irish Patriot calender 2021. If you thought this year was bad .........