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A robber jumped on a well-dressed man and held a gun to his head.
“Give me your money!” he demanded. The man stiffened, but said indignantly,
“You can’t do this to me—I’m a Congressman!”
“In that case,” replied the robber, “give me MY money!”

A villager’s wife got a stroke and he called for an ambulance. The operator asked his address. Village man replied,
“At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”
“Can you spell that for me?” There was a long pause.
“How ‘bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you can meet us there?”

A blond girl was drawing money from ATM. Her friend, standing behind her in the line, said “I’ve seen your pin. It is ****. The blond girl replied coolly “No, its 1234”

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